diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
index f0cb504997b4..6992dca9521a 100644
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
@@ -16436,3 +16436,7 @@ From a Tru64 patch description:
 
 	Fixes a bug that causes a panic due to software error
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+Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of
+scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams.
+		-- Mary Ellen Kelly
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