From 57bc1cfb15e05b0bfb52aeeddcfde1308bc97461 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Ruslan Ermilov Date: Thu, 3 Feb 2005 08:40:08 +0000 Subject: [PATCH] Removed more duplicates, by ignoring "i", "you", "we", "an", "is", "are", "will", "'ll", "is", "'s" to find them. More to follow... --- games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes | 70 --------------------------------- 1 file changed, 70 deletions(-) diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes index e6f6d03ccf22..4dbb0642b414 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes @@ -11980,8 +11980,6 @@ Anything cut to length will be too short. % Anything free is worth what you pay for it. % -Anything free is worth what you'll pay for it. -% Anything is good and useful if it's made of chocolate. % Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. @@ -14663,9 +14661,6 @@ damnation. "Calling J-Man Kink. Calling J-Man Kink. Hash missile sighted, target Los Angeles. Disregard personal feelings about city and intercept." % -Calling J-Man Kink. Calling J-Man Kink. Hash missle sighted, target -Los Angeles. Disregard personal feelings about city and intercept. -% Calling you stupid is an insult to stupid people! -- Wanda, "A Fish Called Wanda" % @@ -15110,9 +15105,6 @@ shivers when it's warm. Children are like cats, they can tell when you don't like them. That's when they come over and violate your body space. % -Children are natural mimic who act like their parents despite every -effort to teach them good manners. -% Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. % @@ -16981,10 +16973,6 @@ DeVries' Dilemma: If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want hits the paper. % -DeVries's Dilemma: - If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want -hits the paper. -% Dianetics is a milestone for man comparable to his discovery of fire and superior to his invention of the wheel and the arch. -- L. Ron Hubbard @@ -28794,8 +28782,6 @@ If only I could be respected without having to be respectable. If only one could get that wonderful feeling of accomplishment without having to accomplish anything. % -If only you could be respected without having to be respectable. -% If only you had a personality instead of an attitude. % If only you knew she loved you, you could @@ -32697,21 +32683,14 @@ It's amazing how nice people are to you when they know you're going away. It's bad enough that life is a rat-race, but why do the rats always have to win? % -"It's bad luck to be superstitious." - -- Andrew W. Mathis -% It's better to be quotable than to be honest. -- Tom Stoppard % It's better to be wanted for murder that not to be wanted at all. -- Marty Winch % -It's better to burn out than it is to rust. -% It's better to burn out than to fade away. % -It's better to have loved and lost -- much better. -% It's business doing pleasure with you. % It's clever, but is it art? @@ -33338,12 +33317,6 @@ Jones' Second Law: The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. % -Jones's First Law: - Anyone who makes a significant contribution to any field of -endeavor, and stays in that field long enough, becomes an obstruction -to its progress -- in direct proportion to the importance of their -original contribution. -% Joshu: What is the true Way? Nansen: Every way is the true Way. J: Can I study it? @@ -34635,8 +34608,6 @@ humane person would wantonly inflict on someone else. % Life is a sexually transferred disease with 100% mortality. % -Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while. -% Life is a yo-yo, and mankind ties knots in the string. % Life is an exciting business, and most @@ -34738,9 +34709,6 @@ Life, like beer, is merely borrowed. "Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it." -- Marvin, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" % -"Life may have no meaning -- or even worse, it may have a meaning of -which I disapprove." -% Life may have no meaning, or, even worse, it may have a meaning of which you disapprove. % @@ -35087,9 +35055,6 @@ includes an annual free trip around the Sun. LIVING YOUR LIFE: A task so difficult, it has never been attempted before. % -Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted -before. -% Lizzie Borden took an axe, And plunged it deep into the VAX; Don't you envy people who @@ -37892,10 +37857,6 @@ Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs. -- Fran Leibowitz % -Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, -it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs. - -- Fran Lebowitz -% Nature makes boys and girls lovely to look upon so they can be tolerated until they acquire some sense. -- William Phelps @@ -45933,9 +45894,6 @@ Show me a good sportsman and I'll show you a player I'm looking to trade. Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss. % -Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll -show you a man who playing golf with his boss. -% Show respect for age. Drink good Scotch for a change. % Show your affection, which will probably meet with pleasant response. @@ -52687,8 +52645,6 @@ The sooner all the animals are dead, the sooner we'll find their money. The sooner all the animals are extinct, the sooner we'll find their money. -- Ed Bluestone % -The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up. -% "The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up!" % The sooner you make your first 5000 mistakes, the sooner you will be @@ -55012,8 +54968,6 @@ There's no easy quick way out, we're gonna have to live through our whole lives, win, lose, or draw. -- Walt Kelly % -There's no future in time travel. -% There's no heavier burden than a great potential. % There's no justice in this world. @@ -55046,10 +55000,6 @@ There's no such thing as a free lunch. There's no such thing as an original sin. -- Elvis Costello % -There's no such thing as pure pleasure; some anxiety always goes with it. -% -There's no time like the pleasant. -% There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. -- Will Rodgers @@ -55878,11 +55828,6 @@ Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable. -- John Fitzgerald Kennedy % -Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet deprecate agitation, are -men who want rain without thunder and lightning. They want the ocean -without the roar of its many waters. - -- Frederick Douglass -% Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet depreciate agitation, are men who want rain without thunder and lightning. They want the ocean without the roar of its many waters. @@ -58490,9 +58435,6 @@ was kindly granted, and now the real story can be told. I resisted the temptation, however, to call the present work "Kermit the Book." -- Frank da Cruz, "Kermit - A File Transfer Protocol" % -We is confronted with insurmountable opportunities. - -- Walt Kelly, "Pogo" -% We know next to nothing about virtually everything. It is not necessary to know the origin of the universe; it is necessary to want to know. Civilization depends not on any particular knowledge, but on the disposition @@ -58820,13 +58762,6 @@ one technical problem -- how to run a sunbeam through a meter. % we will invent new lullabies, new songs, new acts of love, we will cry over things we used to laugh & -our new wisdom will bring tears to eyes of gentile -creatures from other planets who were afraid of us till then & -in the end a summer with wild winds & -new friends will be. -% -we will invent new lullabies, new songs, new acts of love, -we will cry over things we used to laugh & our new wisdom will bring tears to eyes of gentle creatures from other planets who were afraid of us till then & in the end a summer with wild winds & @@ -61525,9 +61460,6 @@ movement unless it was to avoid responsibility with? Why did the Roman Empire collapse? What is the Latin for office automation? % -Why did the Roman Empire collapse? -What's the Latin for office automation? -% Why do mathematicians insist on using words that already have another meaning? "It is the complex case that is easier to deal with." "If it doesn't happen at a corner, but at an edge, it nonetheless happens at a @@ -63312,8 +63244,6 @@ You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. -- Franklin P. Jones % -You can make it illegal, but can't make it unpopular. -% You can make it illegal, but you can't make it unpopular. % You can measure a programmer's perspective by noting his attitude on