diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real index 9fd45e5994da..f3274d7b6f4d 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real @@ -1430,7 +1430,7 @@ Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: % Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: -(17) The greatest football team in the history of civillization was the +(17) The greatest football team in the history of civilization was the Pittsburgh Steelers of 1975 through 1980. -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. @@ -1592,7 +1592,7 @@ Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: % Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: -(8) Peace cannot be acheived merely by developing an "understanding" +(8) Peace cannot be achieved merely by developing an "understanding" among peoples. -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. @@ -1717,7 +1717,7 @@ dinner he sketched two dancers and she was delighted. They went to several nightclubs, drank champagne, danced and had a glorious evening. It had gotten quite late when she motioned for the pencil and drew a picture of a four-poster bed. He was dumbfounded, and has never -be able to understand how she knew he was in the furniture business. +been able to understand how she knew he was in the furniture business. % The problem with being best man at a wedding is that you never get a chance to prove it. @@ -2026,10 +2026,10 @@ This limerick is **SO**FILTHY** that it would offend you. So I'll put Di-dah di-dah, di-dah di-fuck. % This test has been designed to evaluate reactions of management -personal to various situations. +personnel to various situations. You are making a sales presentation to a group of corporate executives -in the plushest office you've ever seen. The enchillada casserole and +in the plushest office you've ever seen. The enchilada casserole and egg salad sandwich you had for lunch react, creating severe pressure. Your sphincter loses control and you break wind, causing the glass bookcase doors to shatter and a secretary to pass out.