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;;; doctor.el --- psychological help for frustrated users.
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;; Copyright (C) 1985, 1987, 1994, 1996 Free Software Foundation, Inc.
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1992-07-22 04:22:30 +00:00
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1992-07-16 21:47:34 +00:00
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;; Maintainer: FSF
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;; Keywords: games
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1991-08-18 01:05:27 +00:00
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;; This file is part of GNU Emacs.
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;; GNU Emacs is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify
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;; it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
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;; the Free Software Foundation; either version 2, or (at your option)
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;; any later version.
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;; GNU Emacs is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
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;; but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
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;; MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the
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;; GNU General Public License for more details.
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;; You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
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1996-01-14 07:34:30 +00:00
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;; along with GNU Emacs; see the file COPYING. If not, write to the
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;; Free Software Foundation, Inc., 59 Temple Place - Suite 330,
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;; Boston, MA 02111-1307, USA.
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1993-03-22 03:27:18 +00:00
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;;; Commentary:
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;; The single entry point `doctor', simulates a Rogerian analyst using
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;; phrase-production techniques similar to the classic ELIZA demonstration
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;; of pseudo-AI.
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1997-06-26 22:10:20 +00:00
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;; This file was for a while censored by the Communications Decency Act.
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;; Some of its features were removed. The law was promoted as a ban
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;; on pornography, but it bans far more than that. The doctor program
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;; did not contain pornography, but part of it was prohibited
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;; nonetheless.
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1997-06-26 22:10:20 +00:00
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;; The Supreme Court overturned the Communications Decency Act, but
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;; Congress is sure to look for some other way to try to end free speech.
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;; For information on US government censorship of the Internet, and
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;; what you can do to protect freedom of the press, see the web
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;; site http://www.vtw.org/
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1997-01-10 09:15:06 +00:00
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;; See also the file etc/CENSORSHIP in the Emacs distribution
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;; for a discussion of why and how this file was censored, and the
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;; political implications of the issue.
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;;; Code:
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(defun doctor-cadr (x) (car (cdr x)))
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(defun doctor-caddr (x) (car (cdr (cdr x))))
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(defun doctor-cddr (x) (cdr (cdr x)))
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(defun // (x) x)
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(defmacro $ (what)
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"quoted arg form of doctor-$"
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(list 'doctor-$ (list 'quote what)))
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(defun doctor-$ (what)
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"Return the car of a list, rotating the list each time"
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(let* ((vv (symbol-value what))
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(first (car vv))
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(ww (append (cdr vv) (list first))))
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(set what ww)
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first))
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(defvar doctor-mode-map nil)
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(if doctor-mode-map
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nil
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(setq doctor-mode-map (make-sparse-keymap))
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(define-key doctor-mode-map "\n" 'doctor-read-print)
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(define-key doctor-mode-map "\r" 'doctor-ret-or-read))
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(defun doctor-mode ()
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"Major mode for running the Doctor (Eliza) program.
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Like Text mode with Auto Fill mode
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except that RET when point is after a newline, or LFD at any time,
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reads the sentence before point, and prints the Doctor's answer."
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(interactive)
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(text-mode)
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(make-doctor-variables)
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(use-local-map doctor-mode-map)
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(setq major-mode 'doctor-mode)
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(setq mode-name "Doctor")
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(turn-on-auto-fill)
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(doctor-type '(i am the psychotherapist \.
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($ please) ($ describe) your ($ problems) \.
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each time you are finished talking, type \R\E\T twice \.))
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(insert "\n"))
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(defun make-doctor-variables ()
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(make-local-variable 'typos)
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(setq typos
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(mapcar (function (lambda (x)
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(put (car x) 'doctor-correction (doctor-cadr x))
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(put (doctor-cadr x) 'doctor-expansion (doctor-caddr x))
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(car x)))
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'((theyll they\'ll (they will))
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(theyre they\'re (they are))
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(hes he\'s (he is))
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(he7s he\'s (he is))
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(im i\'m (you are))
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(i7m i\'m (you are))
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(isa is\ a (is a))
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(thier their (their))
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(dont don\'t (do not))
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(don7t don\'t (do not))
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(you7re you\'re (i am))
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(you7ve you\'ve (i have))
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(you7ll you\'ll (i will)))))
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(make-local-variable 'found)
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(setq found nil)
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(make-local-variable 'owner)
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(setq owner nil)
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(make-local-variable 'history)
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(setq history nil)
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(make-local-variable '*debug*)
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(setq *debug* nil)
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(make-local-variable 'inter)
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(setq inter
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'((well\,)
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(hmmm \.\.\.\ so\,)
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(so)
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(\.\.\.and)
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(then)))
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(make-local-variable 'continue)
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(setq continue
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'((continue)
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(proceed)
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(go on)
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(keep going) ))
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(make-local-variable 'relation)
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(setq relation
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'((your relationship with)
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(something you remember about)
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(your feelings toward)
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(some experiences you have had with)
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(how you feel about)))
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(make-local-variable 'fears)
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(setq fears '( (($ whysay) you are ($ afraidof) (// feared) \?)
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(you seem terrified by (// feared) \.)
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(when did you first feel ($ afraidof) (// feared) \?) ))
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(make-local-variable 'sure)
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(setq sure '((sure)(positive)(certain)(absolutely sure)))
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(make-local-variable 'afraidof)
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(setq afraidof '( (afraid of) (frightened by) (scared of) ))
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(make-local-variable 'areyou)
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(setq areyou '( (are you)(have you been)(have you been) ))
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(make-local-variable 'isrelated)
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(setq isrelated '( (has something to do with)(is related to)
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(could be the reason for) (is caused by)(is because of)))
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(make-local-variable 'arerelated)
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(setq arerelated '((have something to do with)(are related to)
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(could have caused)(could be the reason for) (are caused by)
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(are because of)))
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(make-local-variable 'moods)
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(setq moods '( (($ areyou)(// found) often \?)
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(what causes you to be (// found) \?)
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(($ whysay) you are (// found) \?) ))
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(make-local-variable 'maybe)
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(setq maybe
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'((maybe)
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(perhaps)
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(possibly)))
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(make-local-variable 'whatwhen)
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(setq whatwhen
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'((what happened when)
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(what would happen if)))
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(make-local-variable 'hello)
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(setq hello
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'((how do you do \?) (hello \.) (howdy!) (hello \.) (hi \.) (hi there \.)))
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(make-local-variable 'drnk)
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(setq drnk
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'((do you drink a lot of (// found) \?)
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(do you get drunk often \?)
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(($ describe) your drinking habits \.) ))
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(make-local-variable 'drugs)
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(setq drugs '( (do you use (// found) often \?)(($ areyou)
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addicted to (// found) \?)(do you realize that drugs can
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be very harmful \?)(($ maybe) you should try to quit using (// found)
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\.)))
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(make-local-variable 'whywant)
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(setq whywant '( (($ whysay) (// subj) might ($ want) (// obj) \?)
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(how does it feel to want \?)
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(why should (// subj) get (// obj) \?)
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(when did (// subj) first ($ want) (// obj) \?)
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(($ areyou) obsessed with (// obj) \?)
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(why should i give (// obj) to (// subj) \?)
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(have you ever gotten (// obj) \?) ))
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(make-local-variable 'canyou)
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(setq canyou '((of course i can \.)
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(why should i \?)
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(what makes you think i would even want to \?)
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(i am the doctor\, i can do anything i damn please \.)
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(not really\, it\'s not up to me \.)
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(depends\, how important is it \?)
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(i could\, but i don\'t think it would be a wise thing to do \.)
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(can you \?)
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(maybe i can\, maybe i can\'t \.\.\.)
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(i don\'t think i should do that \.)))
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(make-local-variable 'want)
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(setq want '( (want) (desire) (wish) (want) (hope) ))
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(make-local-variable 'shortlst)
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(setq shortlst
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'((can you elaborate on that \?)
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(($ please) continue \.)
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(go on\, don\'t be afraid \.)
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(i need a little more detail please \.)
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(you\'re being a bit brief\, ($ please) go into detail \.)
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(can you be more explicit \?)
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(and \?)
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(($ please) go into more detail \?)
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(you aren\'t being very talkative today\!)
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(is that all there is to it \?)
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(why must you respond so briefly \?)))
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(make-local-variable 'famlst)
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(setq famlst
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'((tell me ($ something) about (// owner) family \.)
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(you seem to dwell on (// owner) family \.)
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(($ areyou) hung up on (// owner) family \?)))
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(make-local-variable 'huhlst)
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(setq huhlst
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'((($ whysay)(// sent) \?)
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(is it because of ($ things) that you say (// sent) \?) ))
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(make-local-variable 'longhuhlst)
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(setq longhuhlst
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'((($ whysay) that \?)
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(i don\'t understand \.)
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(($ thlst))
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(($ areyou) ($ afraidof) that \?)))
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(make-local-variable 'feelings-about)
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(setq feelings-about
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'((feelings about)
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(apprehensions toward)
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(thoughts on)
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(emotions toward)))
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(make-local-variable 'random-adjective)
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(setq random-adjective
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'((vivid)
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(emotionally stimulating)
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(exciting)
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(boring)
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(interesting)
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(recent)
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(random) ;How can we omit this?
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(unusual)
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(shocking)
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(embarrassing)))
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(make-local-variable 'whysay)
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(setq whysay
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'((why do you say)
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(what makes you believe)
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(are you sure that)
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(do you really think)
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(what makes you think) ))
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(make-local-variable 'isee)
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(setq isee
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'((i see \.\.\.)
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(yes\,)
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(i understand \.)
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(oh \.) ))
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(make-local-variable 'please)
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(setq please
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'((please\,)
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(i would appreciate it if you would)
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(perhaps you could)
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(please\,)
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(would you please)
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(why don\'t you)
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(could you)))
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(make-local-variable 'bye)
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(setq bye
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'((my secretary will send you a bill \.)
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(bye bye \.)
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(see ya \.)
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(ok\, talk to you some other time \.)
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(talk to you later \.)
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(ok\, have fun \.)
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(ciao \.)))
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(make-local-variable 'something)
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(setq something
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'((something)
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(more)
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(how you feel)))
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(make-local-variable 'things)
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(setq things
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'(;(your interests in computers) ;; let's make this less computer oriented
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;(the machines you use)
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(your plans)
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;(your use of computers)
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(your life)
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;(other machines you use)
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(the people you hang around with)
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;(computers you like)
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(problems at school)
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(any hobbies you have)
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;(other computers you use)
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(your sex life)
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(hangups you have)
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(your inhibitions)
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(some problems in your childhood)
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;(knowledge of computers)
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(some problems at home)))
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(make-local-variable 'describe)
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(setq describe
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'((describe)
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(tell me about)
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(talk about)
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(discuss)
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(tell me more about)
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(elaborate on)))
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(make-local-variable 'ibelieve)
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(setq ibelieve
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'((i believe) (i think) (i have a feeling) (it seems to me that)
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(it looks like)))
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(make-local-variable 'problems)
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(setq problems '( (problems)
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(inhibitions)
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(hangups)
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(difficulties)
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(anxieties)
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(frustrations) ))
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(make-local-variable 'bother)
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(setq bother
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'((does it bother you that)
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(are you annoyed that)
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(did you ever regret)
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(are you sorry)
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(are you satisfied with the fact that)))
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(make-local-variable 'machlst)
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(setq machlst
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'((you have your mind on (// found) \, it seems \.)
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(you think too much about (// found) \.)
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(you should try taking your mind off of (// found)\.)
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(are you a computer hacker \?)))
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(make-local-variable 'qlist)
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(setq qlist
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'((what do you think \?)
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(i\'ll ask the questions\, if you don\'t mind!)
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(i could ask the same thing myself \.)
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(($ please) allow me to do the questioning \.)
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(i have asked myself that question many times \.)
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(($ please) try to answer that question yourself \.)))
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(make-local-variable 'foullst)
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(setq foullst
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'((($ please) watch your tongue!)
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(($ please) avoid such unwholesome thoughts \.)
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(($ please) get your mind out of the gutter \.)
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(such lewdness is not appreciated \.)))
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(make-local-variable 'deathlst)
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(setq deathlst
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'((this is not a healthy way of thinking \.)
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(($ bother) you\, too\, may die someday \?)
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(i am worried by your obsession with this topic!)
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1991-08-18 01:05:27 +00:00
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(did you watch a lot of crime and violence on television as a child \?))
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)
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(make-local-variable 'sexlst)
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(setq sexlst
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'((($ areyou) ($ afraidof) sex \?)
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(($ describe)($ something) about your sexual history \.)
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(($ please)($ describe) your sex life \.\.\.)
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(($ describe) your ($ feelings-about) your sexual partner \.)
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(($ describe) your most ($ random-adjective) sexual experience \.)
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(($ areyou) satisfied with (// lover) \.\.\. \?)))
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(make-local-variable 'neglst)
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(setq neglst
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'((why not \?)
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(($ bother) i ask that \?)
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(why not \?)
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(why not \?)
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(how come \?)
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(($ bother) i ask that \?)))
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(make-local-variable 'beclst)
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(setq beclst '(
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(is it because (// sent) that you came to me \?)
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(($ bother)(// sent) \?)
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(when did you first know that (// sent) \?)
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(is the fact that (// sent) the real reason \?)
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(does the fact that (// sent) explain anything else \?)
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(($ areyou)($ sure)(// sent) \? ) ))
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(make-local-variable 'shortbeclst)
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(setq shortbeclst '(
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(($ bother) i ask you that \?)
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(that\'s not much of an answer!)
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(($ inter) why won\'t you talk about it \?)
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(speak up!)
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(($ areyou) ($ afraidof) talking about it \?)
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(don\'t be ($ afraidof) elaborating \.)
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(($ please) go into more detail \.)))
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(make-local-variable 'thlst)
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(setq thlst '(
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(($ maybe)($ things)($ arerelated) this \.)
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(is it because of ($ things) that you are going through all this \?)
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(how do you reconcile ($ things) \? )
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(($ maybe) this ($ isrelated)($ things) \?) ))
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(make-local-variable 'remlst)
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(setq remlst '( (earlier you said ($ history) \?)
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(you mentioned that ($ history) \?)
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(($ whysay)($ history) \? ) ))
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(make-local-variable 'toklst)
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(setq toklst
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'((is this how you relax \?)
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(how long have you been smoking grass \?)
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(($ areyou) ($ afraidof) of being drawn to using harder stuff \?)))
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(make-local-variable 'states)
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(setq states
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'((do you get (// found) often \?)
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(do you enjoy being (// found) \?)
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(what makes you (// found) \?)
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(how often ($ areyou)(// found) \?)
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(when were you last (// found) \?)))
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(make-local-variable 'replist)
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(setq replist
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'((i . (you))
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(my . (your))
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(me . (you))
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(you . (me))
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(your . (my))
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(mine . (yours))
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(yours . (mine))
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(our . (your))
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(ours . (yours))
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(we . (you))
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(dunno . (do not know))
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;; (yes . ())
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(no\, . ())
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(yes\, . ())
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(ya . (i))
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(aint . (am not))
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(wanna . (want to))
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(gimme . (give me))
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(gotta . (have to))
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(gonna . (going to))
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(never . (not ever))
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(doesn\'t . (does not))
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(don\'t . (do not))
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(aren\'t . (are not))
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(isn\'t . (is not))
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(won\'t . (will not))
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(can\'t . (cannot))
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(haven\'t . (have not))
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(i\'m . (you are))
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(ourselves . (yourselves))
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(myself . (yourself))
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(yourself . (myself))
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(you\'re . (i am))
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(you\'ve . (i have))
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(i\'ve . (you have))
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(i\'ll . (you will))
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(you\'ll . (i shall))
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(i\'d . (you would))
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(you\'d . (i would))
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(here . (there))
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(please . ())
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(eh\, . ())
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(eh . ())
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(oh\, . ())
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(oh . ())
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(shouldn\'t . (should not))
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(wouldn\'t . (would not))
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(won\'t . (will not))
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(hasn\'t . (has not))))
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(make-local-variable 'stallmanlst)
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(setq stallmanlst '(
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(($ describe) your ($ feelings-about) him \.)
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(($ areyou) a friend of Stallman \?)
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(($ bother) Stallman is ($ random-adjective) \?)
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(($ ibelieve) you are ($ afraidof) him \.)))
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(make-local-variable 'schoollst)
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(setq schoollst '(
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(($ describe) your (// found) \.)
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(($ bother) your grades could ($ improve) \?)
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(($ areyou) ($ afraidof) (// found) \?)
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(($ maybe) this ($ isrelated) to your attitude \.)
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(($ areyou) absent often \?)
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(($ maybe) you should study ($ something) \.)))
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(make-local-variable 'improve)
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(setq improve '((improve) (be better) (be improved) (be higher)))
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(make-local-variable 'elizalst)
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(setq elizalst '(
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(($ areyou) ($ sure) \?)
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(($ ibelieve) you have ($ problems) with (// found) \.)
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(($ whysay) (// sent) \?)))
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(make-local-variable 'sportslst)
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(setq sportslst '(
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(tell me ($ something) about (// found) \.)
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(($ describe) ($ relation) (// found) \.)
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(do you find (// found) ($ random-adjective) \?)))
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(make-local-variable 'mathlst)
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(setq mathlst '(
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(($ describe) ($ something) about math \.)
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(($ maybe) your ($ problems) ($ arerelated) (// found) \.)
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(i do\'nt know much (// found) \, but ($ continue)
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anyway \.)))
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(make-local-variable 'zippylst)
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(setq zippylst '(
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(($ areyou) Zippy \?)
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(($ ibelieve) you have some serious ($ problems) \.)
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(($ bother) you are a pinhead \?)))
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(make-local-variable 'chatlst)
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(setq chatlst '(
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(($ maybe) we could chat \.)
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(($ please) ($ describe) ($ something) about chat mode \.)
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(($ bother) our discussion is so ($ random-adjective) \?)))
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(make-local-variable 'abuselst)
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(setq abuselst '(
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(($ please) try to be less abusive \.)
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(($ describe) why you call me (// found) \.)
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(i\'ve had enough of you!)))
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(make-local-variable 'abusewords)
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(setq abusewords '(boring bozo clown clumsy cretin dumb dummy
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fool foolish gnerd gnurd idiot jerk
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lose loser louse lousy luse luser
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moron nerd nurd oaf oafish reek
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stink stupid tool toolish twit))
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(make-local-variable 'howareyoulst)
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(setq howareyoulst '((how are you) (hows it going) (hows it going eh)
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(how\'s it going) (how\'s it going eh) (how goes it)
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(whats up) (whats new) (what\'s up) (what\'s new)
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(howre you) (how\'re you) (how\'s everything)
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(how is everything) (how do you do)
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(how\'s it hanging) (que pasa)
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(how are you doing) (what do you say)))
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(make-local-variable 'whereoutp)
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(setq whereoutp '( huh remem rthing ) )
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(make-local-variable 'subj)
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(setq subj nil)
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(make-local-variable 'verb)
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(setq verb nil)
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(make-local-variable 'obj)
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(setq obj nil)
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(make-local-variable 'feared)
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(setq feared nil)
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(make-local-variable 'repetitive-shortness)
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(setq repetitive-shortness '(0 . 0))
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(make-local-variable '**mad**)
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(setq **mad** nil)
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(make-local-variable 'rms-flag)
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(setq rms-flag nil)
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(make-local-variable 'eliza-flag)
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(setq eliza-flag nil)
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(make-local-variable 'zippy-flag)
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(setq zippy-flag nil)
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(make-local-variable 'suicide-flag)
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(setq suicide-flag nil)
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(make-local-variable 'lover)
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(setq lover '(your partner))
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(make-local-variable 'bak)
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(setq bak nil)
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(make-local-variable 'lincount)
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(setq lincount 0)
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(make-local-variable '*print-upcase*)
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(setq *print-upcase* nil)
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(make-local-variable '*print-space*)
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(setq *print-space* nil)
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(make-local-variable 'howdyflag)
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(setq howdyflag nil)
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(make-local-variable 'object)
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(setq object nil))
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;; Define equivalence classes of words that get treated alike.
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(defun doctor-meaning (x) (get x 'doctor-meaning))
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(defmacro doctor-put-meaning (symb val)
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"Store the base meaning of a word on the property list."
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(list 'put (list 'quote symb) ''doctor-meaning val))
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(doctor-put-meaning howdy 'howdy)
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(doctor-put-meaning hi 'howdy)
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(doctor-put-meaning greetings 'howdy)
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(doctor-put-meaning hello 'howdy)
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(doctor-put-meaning tops20 'mach)
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(doctor-put-meaning tops-20 'mach)
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(doctor-put-meaning tops 'mach)
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(doctor-put-meaning pdp11 'mach)
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(doctor-put-meaning computer 'mach)
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(doctor-put-meaning unix 'mach)
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(doctor-put-meaning machine 'mach)
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(doctor-put-meaning computers 'mach)
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(doctor-put-meaning machines 'mach)
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(doctor-put-meaning pdp11s 'mach)
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(doctor-put-meaning foo 'mach)
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(doctor-put-meaning foobar 'mach)
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(doctor-put-meaning multics 'mach)
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(doctor-put-meaning macsyma 'mach)
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(doctor-put-meaning teletype 'mach)
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(doctor-put-meaning la36 'mach)
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(doctor-put-meaning vt52 'mach)
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(doctor-put-meaning zork 'mach)
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(doctor-put-meaning trek 'mach)
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(doctor-put-meaning startrek 'mach)
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(doctor-put-meaning advent 'mach)
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(doctor-put-meaning pdp 'mach)
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(doctor-put-meaning dec 'mach)
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(doctor-put-meaning commodore 'mach)
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(doctor-put-meaning vic 'mach)
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(doctor-put-meaning bbs 'mach)
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(doctor-put-meaning modem 'mach)
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(doctor-put-meaning baud 'mach)
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(doctor-put-meaning macintosh 'mach)
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(doctor-put-meaning vax 'mach)
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(doctor-put-meaning vms 'mach)
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(doctor-put-meaning ibm 'mach)
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(doctor-put-meaning pc 'mach)
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(doctor-put-meaning bitching 'foul)
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1997-06-26 22:10:20 +00:00
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(doctor-put-meaning shit 'foul)
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1991-08-18 01:05:27 +00:00
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(doctor-put-meaning bastard 'foul)
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(doctor-put-meaning damn 'foul)
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(doctor-put-meaning damned 'foul)
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(doctor-put-meaning hell 'foul)
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(doctor-put-meaning suck 'foul)
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(doctor-put-meaning sucking 'foul)
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(doctor-put-meaning sux 'foul)
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(doctor-put-meaning ass 'foul)
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(doctor-put-meaning whore 'foul)
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(doctor-put-meaning bitch 'foul)
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(doctor-put-meaning asshole 'foul)
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(doctor-put-meaning shrink 'foul)
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(doctor-put-meaning pot 'toke)
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(doctor-put-meaning grass 'toke)
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(doctor-put-meaning weed 'toke)
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(doctor-put-meaning marijuana 'toke)
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(doctor-put-meaning acapulco 'toke)
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(doctor-put-meaning columbian 'toke)
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(doctor-put-meaning tokin 'toke)
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(doctor-put-meaning joint 'toke)
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(doctor-put-meaning toke 'toke)
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(doctor-put-meaning toking 'toke)
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(doctor-put-meaning tokin\' 'toke)
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(doctor-put-meaning toked 'toke)
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(doctor-put-meaning roach 'toke)
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(doctor-put-meaning pills 'drug)
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(doctor-put-meaning dope 'drug)
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(doctor-put-meaning acid 'drug)
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(doctor-put-meaning lsd 'drug)
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(doctor-put-meaning speed 'drug)
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(doctor-put-meaning heroin 'drug)
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(doctor-put-meaning hash 'drug)
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(doctor-put-meaning cocaine 'drug)
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(doctor-put-meaning uppers 'drug)
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(doctor-put-meaning downers 'drug)
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(doctor-put-meaning loves 'loves)
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(doctor-put-meaning love 'love)
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(doctor-put-meaning loved 'love)
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(doctor-put-meaning hates 'hates)
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(doctor-put-meaning dislikes 'hates)
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(doctor-put-meaning hate 'hate)
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(doctor-put-meaning hated 'hate)
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(doctor-put-meaning dislike 'hate)
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(doctor-put-meaning stoned 'state)
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(doctor-put-meaning drunk 'state)
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(doctor-put-meaning drunken 'state)
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(doctor-put-meaning high 'state)
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(doctor-put-meaning horny 'state)
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(doctor-put-meaning blasted 'state)
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(doctor-put-meaning happy 'state)
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(doctor-put-meaning paranoid 'state)
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(doctor-put-meaning wish 'desire)
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(doctor-put-meaning wishes 'desire)
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(doctor-put-meaning want 'desire)
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(doctor-put-meaning desire 'desire)
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(doctor-put-meaning like 'desire)
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(doctor-put-meaning hope 'desire)
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(doctor-put-meaning hopes 'desire)
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(doctor-put-meaning desires 'desire)
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(doctor-put-meaning wants 'desire)
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(doctor-put-meaning desires 'desire)
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(doctor-put-meaning likes 'desire)
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(doctor-put-meaning needs 'desire)
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(doctor-put-meaning need 'desire)
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(doctor-put-meaning frustrated 'mood)
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(doctor-put-meaning depressed 'mood)
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(doctor-put-meaning annoyed 'mood)
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(doctor-put-meaning upset 'mood)
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(doctor-put-meaning unhappy 'mood)
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(doctor-put-meaning excited 'mood)
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(doctor-put-meaning worried 'mood)
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(doctor-put-meaning lonely 'mood)
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(doctor-put-meaning angry 'mood)
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(doctor-put-meaning mad 'mood)
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1997-06-26 22:10:20 +00:00
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(doctor-put-meaning pissed 'mood)
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1991-08-18 01:05:27 +00:00
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(doctor-put-meaning jealous 'mood)
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(doctor-put-meaning afraid 'fear)
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(doctor-put-meaning terrified 'fear)
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(doctor-put-meaning fear 'fear)
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(doctor-put-meaning scared 'fear)
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(doctor-put-meaning frightened 'fear)
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(doctor-put-meaning virginity 'sexnoun)
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(doctor-put-meaning virgins 'sexnoun)
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(doctor-put-meaning virgin 'sexnoun)
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(doctor-put-meaning cock 'sexnoun)
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(doctor-put-meaning cocks 'sexnoun)
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(doctor-put-meaning dick 'sexnoun)
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(doctor-put-meaning dicks 'sexnoun)
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1997-06-26 22:10:20 +00:00
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(doctor-put-meaning cunt 'sexnoun)
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(doctor-put-meaning cunts 'sexnoun)
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1991-08-18 01:05:27 +00:00
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(doctor-put-meaning prostitute 'sexnoun)
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(doctor-put-meaning condom 'sexnoun)
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(doctor-put-meaning sex 'sexnoun)
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(doctor-put-meaning rapes 'sexnoun)
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(doctor-put-meaning wife 'family)
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(doctor-put-meaning family 'family)
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(doctor-put-meaning brothers 'family)
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(doctor-put-meaning sisters 'family)
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(doctor-put-meaning parent 'family)
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(doctor-put-meaning parents 'family)
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(doctor-put-meaning brother 'family)
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(doctor-put-meaning sister 'family)
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(doctor-put-meaning father 'family)
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(doctor-put-meaning mother 'family)
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(doctor-put-meaning husband 'family)
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(doctor-put-meaning siblings 'family)
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(doctor-put-meaning grandmother 'family)
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(doctor-put-meaning grandfather 'family)
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(doctor-put-meaning maternal 'family)
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(doctor-put-meaning paternal 'family)
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(doctor-put-meaning stab 'death)
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(doctor-put-meaning murder 'death)
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(doctor-put-meaning murders 'death)
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(doctor-put-meaning suicide 'death)
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(doctor-put-meaning suicides 'death)
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(doctor-put-meaning kill 'death)
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(doctor-put-meaning kills 'death)
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1997-06-22 21:34:22 +00:00
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(doctor-put-meaning killing 'death)
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1991-08-18 01:05:27 +00:00
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(doctor-put-meaning die 'death)
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(doctor-put-meaning dies 'death)
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(doctor-put-meaning died 'death)
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(doctor-put-meaning dead 'death)
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(doctor-put-meaning death 'death)
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(doctor-put-meaning deaths 'death)
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(doctor-put-meaning pain 'symptoms)
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(doctor-put-meaning ache 'symptoms)
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(doctor-put-meaning fever 'symptoms)
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(doctor-put-meaning sore 'symptoms)
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(doctor-put-meaning aching 'symptoms)
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(doctor-put-meaning stomachache 'symptoms)
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(doctor-put-meaning headache 'symptoms)
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(doctor-put-meaning hurts 'symptoms)
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(doctor-put-meaning disease 'symptoms)
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(doctor-put-meaning virus 'symptoms)
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(doctor-put-meaning vomit 'symptoms)
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(doctor-put-meaning vomiting 'symptoms)
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(doctor-put-meaning barf 'symptoms)
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(doctor-put-meaning toothache 'symptoms)
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(doctor-put-meaning hurt 'symptoms)
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(doctor-put-meaning rum 'alcohol)
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(doctor-put-meaning gin 'alcohol)
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(doctor-put-meaning vodka 'alcohol)
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(doctor-put-meaning alcohol 'alcohol)
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(doctor-put-meaning bourbon 'alcohol)
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(doctor-put-meaning beer 'alcohol)
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(doctor-put-meaning wine 'alcohol)
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(doctor-put-meaning whiskey 'alcohol)
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(doctor-put-meaning scotch 'alcohol)
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1997-06-26 22:10:20 +00:00
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(doctor-put-meaning fuck 'sexverb)
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(doctor-put-meaning fucked 'sexverb)
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1991-08-18 01:05:27 +00:00
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(doctor-put-meaning screw 'sexverb)
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(doctor-put-meaning screwing 'sexverb)
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1997-06-26 22:10:20 +00:00
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(doctor-put-meaning fucking 'sexverb)
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1991-08-18 01:05:27 +00:00
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(doctor-put-meaning rape 'sexverb)
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(doctor-put-meaning raped 'sexverb)
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(doctor-put-meaning kiss 'sexverb)
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(doctor-put-meaning kissing 'sexverb)
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(doctor-put-meaning kisses 'sexverb)
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(doctor-put-meaning screws 'sexverb)
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1997-06-26 22:10:20 +00:00
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(doctor-put-meaning fucks 'sexverb)
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1991-08-18 01:05:27 +00:00
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(doctor-put-meaning because 'conj)
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(doctor-put-meaning but 'conj)
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(doctor-put-meaning however 'conj)
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(doctor-put-meaning besides 'conj)
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(doctor-put-meaning anyway 'conj)
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(doctor-put-meaning that 'conj)
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(doctor-put-meaning except 'conj)
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(doctor-put-meaning why 'conj)
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(doctor-put-meaning how 'conj)
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(doctor-put-meaning until 'when)
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(doctor-put-meaning when 'when)
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(doctor-put-meaning whenever 'when)
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(doctor-put-meaning while 'when)
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(doctor-put-meaning since 'when)
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(doctor-put-meaning rms 'rms)
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(doctor-put-meaning stallman 'rms)
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(doctor-put-meaning school 'school)
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(doctor-put-meaning schools 'school)
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(doctor-put-meaning skool 'school)
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(doctor-put-meaning grade 'school)
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(doctor-put-meaning grades 'school)
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(doctor-put-meaning teacher 'school)
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(doctor-put-meaning teachers 'school)
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(doctor-put-meaning classes 'school)
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(doctor-put-meaning professor 'school)
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(doctor-put-meaning prof 'school)
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(doctor-put-meaning profs 'school)
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(doctor-put-meaning professors 'school)
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(doctor-put-meaning mit 'school)
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(doctor-put-meaning emacs 'eliza)
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(doctor-put-meaning eliza 'eliza)
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(doctor-put-meaning liza 'eliza)
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(doctor-put-meaning elisa 'eliza)
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(doctor-put-meaning doktor 'eliza)
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(doctor-put-meaning athletics 'sports)
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(doctor-put-meaning baseball 'sports)
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(doctor-put-meaning basketball 'sports)
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(doctor-put-meaning football 'sports)
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(doctor-put-meaning frisbee 'sports)
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(doctor-put-meaning gym 'sports)
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(doctor-put-meaning gymnastics 'sports)
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(doctor-put-meaning hockey 'sports)
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(doctor-put-meaning lacrosse 'sports)
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(doctor-put-meaning soccer 'sports)
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(doctor-put-meaning softball 'sports)
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(doctor-put-meaning sports 'sports)
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(doctor-put-meaning swimming 'sports)
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(doctor-put-meaning swim 'sports)
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(doctor-put-meaning tennis 'sports)
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(doctor-put-meaning volleyball 'sports)
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(doctor-put-meaning math 'math)
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(doctor-put-meaning mathematics 'math)
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(doctor-put-meaning mathematical 'math)
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(doctor-put-meaning theorem 'math)
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(doctor-put-meaning axiom 'math)
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(doctor-put-meaning lemma 'math)
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(doctor-put-meaning algebra 'math)
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(doctor-put-meaning algebraic 'math)
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(doctor-put-meaning trig 'math)
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(doctor-put-meaning trigonometry 'math)
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(doctor-put-meaning trigonometric 'math)
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(doctor-put-meaning geometry 'math)
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(doctor-put-meaning geometric 'math)
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(doctor-put-meaning calculus 'math)
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(doctor-put-meaning arithmetic 'math)
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(doctor-put-meaning zippy 'zippy)
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(doctor-put-meaning zippy 'zippy)
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(doctor-put-meaning pinhead 'zippy)
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(doctor-put-meaning chat 'chat)
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;;;###autoload
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(defun doctor ()
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"Switch to *doctor* buffer and start giving psychotherapy."
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(interactive)
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(switch-to-buffer "*doctor*")
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(doctor-mode))
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(defun doctor-ret-or-read (arg)
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"Insert a newline if preceding character is not a newline.
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Otherwise call the Doctor to parse preceding sentence."
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(interactive "*p")
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(if (= (preceding-char) ?\n)
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(doctor-read-print)
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(newline arg)))
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(defun doctor-read-print nil
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"top level loop"
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(interactive)
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(let ((sent (doctor-readin)))
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(insert "\n")
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(setq lincount (1+ lincount))
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(doctor-doc sent)
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(insert "\n")
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(setq bak sent)))
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(defun doctor-readin nil
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"Read a sentence. Return it as a list of words."
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(let (sentence)
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(backward-sentence 1)
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(while (not (eobp))
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(setq sentence (append sentence (list (doctor-read-token)))))
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sentence))
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(defun doctor-read-token ()
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"read one word from buffer"
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(prog1 (intern (downcase (buffer-substring (point)
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(progn
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(forward-word 1)
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(point)))))
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(re-search-forward "\\Sw*")))
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;; Main processing function for sentences that have been read.
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(defun doctor-doc (sent)
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(cond
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((equal sent '(foo))
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1996-04-23 15:30:28 +00:00
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(doctor-type '(bar! ($ please)($ continue) \.)))
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1991-08-18 01:05:27 +00:00
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((member sent howareyoulst)
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(doctor-type '(i\'m ok \. ($ describe) yourself \.)))
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((or (member sent '((good bye) (see you later) (i quit) (so long)
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(go away) (get lost)))
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(memq (car sent)
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'(bye halt break quit done exit goodbye
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bye\, stop pause goodbye\, stop pause)))
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(doctor-type ($ bye)))
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((and (eq (car sent) 'you)
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(memq (doctor-cadr sent) abusewords))
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(setq found (doctor-cadr sent))
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(doctor-type ($ abuselst)))
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((eq (car sent) 'whatmeans)
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(doctor-def (doctor-cadr sent)))
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((equal sent '(parse))
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(doctor-type (list 'subj '= subj ", "
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'verb '= verb "\n"
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'object 'phrase '= obj ","
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'noun 'form '= object "\n"
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'current 'keyword 'is found
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", "
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'most 'recent 'possessive
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'is owner "\n"
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'sentence 'used 'was
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"..."
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'(// bak))))
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;; ((eq (car sent) 'forget)
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;; (set (doctor-cadr sent) nil)
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;; (doctor-type '(($ isee)($ please)
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;; ($ continue)\.)))
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(t
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(if (doctor-defq sent) (doctor-define sent found))
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(if (> (length sent) 12)(doctor-shorten sent))
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(setq sent (doctor-correct-spelling (doctor-replace sent replist)))
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(cond ((and (not (memq 'me sent))(not (memq 'i sent))
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(memq 'am sent))
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(setq sent (doctor-replace sent '((am . (are)))))))
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(cond ((equal (car sent) 'yow) (doctor-zippy))
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((< (length sent) 2)
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(cond ((eq (doctor-meaning (car sent)) 'howdy)
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(doctor-howdy))
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(t (doctor-short))))
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(t
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(if (memq 'am sent)
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(setq sent (doctor-replace sent '((me . (i))))))
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(setq sent (doctor-fixup sent))
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(if (and (eq (car sent) 'do) (eq (doctor-cadr sent) 'not))
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(cond ((zerop (random 3))
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(doctor-type '(are you ($ afraidof) that \?)))
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((zerop (random 2))
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(doctor-type '(don\'t tell me what to do \. i am the
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psychiatrist here!))
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(doctor-rthing))
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(t
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(doctor-type '(($ whysay) that i shouldn\'t
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(doctor-cddr sent)
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\?))))
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(doctor-go (doctor-wherego sent))))))))
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;; Things done to process sentences once read.
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(defun doctor-correct-spelling (sent)
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"Correct the spelling and expand each word in sentence."
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(if sent
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(apply 'append (mapcar '(lambda (word)
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(if (memq word typos)
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(get (get word 'doctor-correction) 'doctor-expansion)
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(list word)))
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sent))))
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(defun doctor-shorten (sent)
|
1993-06-09 11:59:12 +00:00
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"Make a sentence manageably short using a few hacks."
|
1991-08-18 01:05:27 +00:00
|
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(let (foo
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retval
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(temp '(because but however besides anyway until
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while that except why how)))
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(while temp
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(setq foo (memq (car temp) sent))
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(if (and foo
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(> (length foo) 3))
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(setq sent foo
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sent (doctor-fixup sent)
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temp nil
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retval t)
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(setq temp (cdr temp))))
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retval))
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(defun doctor-define (sent found)
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(doctor-svo sent found 1 nil)
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(and
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(doctor-nounp subj)
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(not (doctor-pronounp subj))
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subj
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(doctor-meaning object)
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(put subj 'doctor-meaning (doctor-meaning object))
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t))
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(defun doctor-defq (sent)
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"Set global var FOUND to first keyword found in sentence SENT."
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(setq found nil)
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(let ((temp '(means applies mean refers refer related
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similar defined associated linked like same)))
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(while temp
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(if (memq (car temp) sent)
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(setq found (car temp)
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temp nil)
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(setq temp (cdr temp)))))
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found)
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(defun doctor-def (x)
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(progn
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(doctor-type (list 'the 'word x 'means (doctor-meaning x) 'to 'me))
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nil))
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(defun doctor-forget ()
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"Delete the last element of the history list."
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|
|
(setq history (reverse (cdr (reverse history)))))
|
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(defun doctor-query (x)
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|
"Prompt for a line of input from the minibuffer until a noun or verb is seen.
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|
Put dialogue in buffer."
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|
(let (a
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(prompt (concat (doctor-make-string x)
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" what \? "))
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retval)
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(while (not retval)
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(while (not a)
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(insert ?\n
|
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prompt
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|
(read-string prompt)
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?\n)
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(setq a (doctor-readin)))
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(while (and a (not retval))
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(cond ((doctor-nounp (car a))
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(setq retval (car a)))
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((doctor-verbp (car a))
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(setq retval (doctor-build
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(doctor-build x " ")
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(car a))))
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((setq a (cdr a))))))
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retval))
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(defun doctor-subjsearch (sent key type)
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"Search for the subject of a sentence SENT, looking for the noun closest
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to and preceding KEY by at least TYPE words. Set global variable subj to
|
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|
|
the subject noun, and return the portion of the sentence following it."
|
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|
(let ((i (- (length sent) (length (memq key sent)) type)))
|
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(while (and (> i -1) (not (doctor-nounp (nth i sent))))
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(setq i (1- i)))
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(cond ((> i -1)
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(setq subj (nth i sent))
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(nthcdr (1+ i) sent))
|
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(t
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(setq subj 'you)
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nil))))
|
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(defun doctor-nounp (x)
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"Returns t if the symbol argument is a noun."
|
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|
(or (doctor-pronounp x)
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(not (or (doctor-verbp x)
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(equal x 'not)
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(doctor-prepp x)
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(doctor-modifierp x) )) ))
|
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(defun doctor-pronounp (x)
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|
"Returns t if the symbol argument is a pronoun."
|
|
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(memq x '(
|
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i me mine myself
|
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we us ours ourselves ourself
|
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you yours yourself yourselves
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he him himself she hers herself
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it that those this these things thing
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they them themselves theirs
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anybody everybody somebody
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anyone everyone someone
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anything something everything)))
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(mapcar (function (lambda (x) (put x 'doctor-sentence-type 'verb)))
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'(abort aborted aborts ask asked asks am
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applied applies apply are associate
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associated ate
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be became become becomes becoming
|
1993-06-09 11:59:12 +00:00
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been being believe believed believes
|
1991-08-18 01:05:27 +00:00
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bit bite bites bore bored bores boring bought buy buys buying
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call called calling calls came can caught catch come
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contract contracted contracts control controlled controls
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could croak croaks croaked cut cuts
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dare dared define defines dial dialed dials did die died dies
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dislike disliked
|
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dislikes do does drank drink drinks drinking
|
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drive drives driving drove dying
|
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eat eating eats expand expanded expands
|
1993-06-09 11:59:12 +00:00
|
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|
expect expected expects expel expels expelled
|
1991-08-18 01:05:27 +00:00
|
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|
explain explained explains
|
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|
|
fart farts feel feels felt fight fights find finds finding
|
1996-02-21 21:27:39 +00:00
|
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|
forget forgets forgot fought found
|
1997-06-26 22:10:20 +00:00
|
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|
fuck fucked fucking fucks
|
1991-08-18 01:05:27 +00:00
|
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|
gave get gets getting give gives go goes going gone got gotten
|
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had harm harms has hate hated hates have having
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hear heard hears hearing help helped helping helps
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hit hits hope hoped hopes hurt hurts
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implies imply is
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join joined joins jump jumped jumps
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keep keeping keeps kept
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kill killed killing kills kiss kissed kisses kissing
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knew know knows
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laid lay lays let lets lie lied lies like liked likes
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liking listen listens
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login look looked looking looks
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lose losing lost
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love loved loves loving
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luse lusing lust lusts
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made make makes making may mean means meant might
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move moved moves moving must
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need needed needs
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order ordered orders ought
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paid pay pays pick picked picking picks
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placed placing prefer prefers put puts
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ran rape raped rapes
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read reading reads recall receive received receives
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refer refered referred refers
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relate related relates remember remembered remembers
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romp romped romps run running runs
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said sang sat saw say says
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screw screwed screwing screws scrod see sees seem seemed
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seems seen sell selling sells
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send sendind sends sent shall shoot shot should
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sing sings sit sits sitting sold studied study
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take takes taking talk talked talking talks tell tells telling
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think thinks
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thought told took tooled touch touched touches touching
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transfer transferred transfers transmit transmits transmitted
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type types types typing
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walk walked walking walks want wanted wants was watch
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watched watching went were will wish would work worked works
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write writes writing wrote use used uses using))
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(defun doctor-verbp (x) (if (symbolp x)
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(eq (get x 'doctor-sentence-type) 'verb)))
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(defun doctor-plural (x)
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"Form the plural of the word argument."
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(let ((foo (doctor-make-string x)))
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(cond ((string-equal (substring foo -1) "s")
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(cond ((string-equal (substring foo -2 -1) "s")
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(intern (concat foo "es")))
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(t x)))
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((string-equal (substring foo -1) "y")
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(intern (concat (substring foo 0 -1)
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"ies")))
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(t (intern (concat foo "s"))))))
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(defun doctor-setprep (sent key)
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(let ((val)
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(foo (memq key sent)))
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(cond ((doctor-prepp (doctor-cadr foo))
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(setq val (doctor-getnoun (doctor-cddr foo)))
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(cond (val val)
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(t 'something)))
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((doctor-articlep (doctor-cadr foo))
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(setq val (doctor-getnoun (doctor-cddr foo)))
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(cond (val (doctor-build (doctor-build (doctor-cadr foo) " ") val))
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(t 'something)))
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(t 'something))))
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(defun doctor-getnoun (x)
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(cond ((null x)(setq object 'something))
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((atom x)(setq object x))
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((eq (length x) 1)
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(setq object (cond
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((doctor-nounp (setq object (car x))) object)
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(t (doctor-query object)))))
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((eq (car x) 'to)
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(doctor-build 'to\ (doctor-getnoun (cdr x))))
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((doctor-prepp (car x))
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(doctor-getnoun (cdr x)))
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((not (doctor-nounp (car x)))
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(doctor-build (doctor-build (cdr (assq (car x)
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(append
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'((a . this)
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(some . this)
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(one . that))
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(list
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(cons
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(car x) (car x))))))
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" ")
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(doctor-getnoun (cdr x))))
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(t (setq object (car x))) ))
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(defun doctor-modifierp (x)
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(or (doctor-adjectivep x)
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(doctor-adverbp x)
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(doctor-othermodifierp x)))
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(defun doctor-adjectivep (x)
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(or (numberp x)
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(doctor-nmbrp x)
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(doctor-articlep x)
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(doctor-colorp x)
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(doctor-sizep x)
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(doctor-possessivepronounp x)))
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(defun doctor-adverbp (xx)
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1993-12-23 03:36:02 +00:00
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(let ((xxstr (doctor-make-string xx)))
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(and (>= (length xxstr) 2)
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(string-equal (substring (doctor-make-string xx) -2) "ly"))))
|
1991-08-18 01:05:27 +00:00
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(defun doctor-articlep (x)
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(memq x '(the a an)))
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(defun doctor-nmbrp (x)
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(memq x '(one two three four five six seven eight nine ten
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eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen
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sixteen seventeen eighteen nineteen
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twenty thirty forty fifty sixty seventy eighty ninety
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hundred thousand million billion
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half quarter
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first second third fourth fifth
|
1993-06-09 11:59:12 +00:00
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sixth seventh eighth ninth tenth)))
|
1991-08-18 01:05:27 +00:00
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(defun doctor-colorp (x)
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(memq x '(beige black blue brown crimson
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gray grey green
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orange pink purple red tan tawny
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violet white yellow)))
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(defun doctor-sizep (x)
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(memq x '(big large tall fat wide thick
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small petite short thin skinny)))
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(defun doctor-possessivepronounp (x)
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(memq x '(my your his her our their)))
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(defun doctor-othermodifierp (x)
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(memq x '(all also always amusing any anyway associated awesome
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bad beautiful best better but certain clear
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|
ever every fantastic fun funny
|
1996-01-04 23:17:23 +00:00
|
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|
good great grody gross however if ignorant
|
1991-08-18 01:05:27 +00:00
|
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less linked losing lusing many more much
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never nice obnoxious often poor pretty real related rich
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|
similar some stupid super superb
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terrible terrific too total tubular ugly very)))
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(defun doctor-prepp (x)
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(memq x '(about above after around as at
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before beneath behind beside between by
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for from in inside into
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|
like near next of on onto over
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|
same through thru to toward towards
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under underneath with without)))
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(defun doctor-remember (thing)
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(cond ((null history)
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(setq history (list thing)))
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(t (setq history (append history (list thing))))))
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(defun doctor-type (x)
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(setq x (doctor-fix-2 x))
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(doctor-txtype (doctor-assm x)))
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(defun doctor-fixup (sent)
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(setq sent (append
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(cdr
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(assq (car sent)
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(append
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'((me i)
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(him he)
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(her she)
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(them they)
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(okay)
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(well)
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(sigh)
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(hmm)
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(hmmm)
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(hmmmm)
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(hmmmmm)
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(gee)
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(sure)
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(great)
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(oh)
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(fine)
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(ok)
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(no))
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(list (list (car sent)
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(car sent))))))
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(cdr sent)))
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(doctor-fix-2 sent))
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(defun doctor-fix-2 (sent)
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(let ((foo sent))
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(while foo
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(if (and (eq (car foo) 'me)
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(doctor-verbp (doctor-cadr foo)))
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(rplaca foo 'i)
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(cond ((eq (car foo) 'you)
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(cond ((memq (doctor-cadr foo) '(am be been is))
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(rplaca (cdr foo) 'are))
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((memq (doctor-cadr foo) '(has))
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(rplaca (cdr foo) 'have))
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((memq (doctor-cadr foo) '(was))
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(rplaca (cdr foo) 'were))))
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((equal (car foo) 'i)
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(cond ((memq (doctor-cadr foo) '(are is be been))
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(rplaca (cdr foo) 'am))
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((memq (doctor-cadr foo) '(were))
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(rplaca (cdr foo) 'was))
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((memq (doctor-cadr foo) '(has))
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(rplaca (cdr foo) 'have))))
|
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|
((and (doctor-verbp (car foo))
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(eq (doctor-cadr foo) 'i)
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(not (doctor-verbp (car (doctor-cddr foo)))))
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(rplaca (cdr foo) 'me))
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((and (eq (car foo) 'a)
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(doctor-vowelp (string-to-char
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|
(doctor-make-string (doctor-cadr foo)))))
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(rplaca foo 'an))
|
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((and (eq (car foo) 'an)
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(not (doctor-vowelp (string-to-char
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|
(doctor-make-string (doctor-cadr foo))))))
|
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(rplaca foo 'a)))
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(setq foo (cdr foo))))
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sent))
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(defun doctor-vowelp (x)
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|
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(memq x '(?a ?e ?i ?o ?u)))
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(defun doctor-replace (sent rlist)
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|
|
"Replace any element of SENT that is the car of a replacement
|
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|
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element pair in RLIST."
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(apply 'append
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|
(mapcar
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|
(function
|
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(lambda (x)
|
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(cdr (or (assq x rlist) ; either find a replacement
|
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|
|
|
(list x x))))) ; or fake an identity mapping
|
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sent)))
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(defun doctor-wherego (sent)
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(cond ((null sent)($ whereoutp))
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((null (doctor-meaning (car sent)))
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|
(doctor-wherego (cond ((zerop (random 2))
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|
(reverse (cdr sent)))
|
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|
(t (cdr sent)))))
|
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|
(t
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(setq found (car sent))
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(doctor-meaning (car sent)))))
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(defun doctor-svo (sent key type mem)
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|
|
"Find subject, verb and object in sentence SENT with focus on word KEY.
|
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|
|
TYPE is number of words preceding KEY to start looking for subject.
|
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|
|
MEM is t if results are to be put on Doctor's memory stack.
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|
|
Return in the global variables SUBJ, VERB and OBJECT."
|
1992-04-24 08:11:54 +00:00
|
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|
|
(let ((foo (doctor-subjsearch sent key type)))
|
1991-08-18 01:05:27 +00:00
|
|
|
|
(or foo
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|
(setq foo sent
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|
mem nil))
|
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|
(while (and (null (doctor-verbp (car foo))) (cdr foo))
|
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|
(setq foo (cdr foo)))
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|
(setq verb (car foo))
|
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|
(setq obj (doctor-getnoun (cdr foo)))
|
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|
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|
|
(cond ((eq object 'i)(setq object 'me))
|
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|
|
((eq subj 'me)(setq subj 'i)))
|
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|
(cond (mem (doctor-remember (list subj verb obj))))))
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(defun doctor-possess (sent key)
|
|
|
|
|
|
"Set possessive in SENT for keyword KEY.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Hack on previous word, setting global variable OWNER to correct result."
|
|
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|
|
|
(let* ((i (- (length sent) (length (memq key sent)) 1))
|
|
|
|
|
|
(prev (if (< i 0) 'your
|
|
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|
|
|
(nth i sent))))
|
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|
|
(setq owner (if (or (doctor-possessivepronounp prev)
|
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|
|
(string-equal "s"
|
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|
|
|
|
(substring (doctor-make-string prev)
|
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|
|
-1)))
|
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prev
|
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|
'your))))
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|
;; Output of replies.
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(defun doctor-txtype (ans)
|
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|
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|
|
"Output to buffer a list of symbols or strings as a sentence."
|
|
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|
|
|
(setq *print-upcase* t *print-space* nil)
|
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|
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(mapcar 'doctor-type-symbol ans)
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(insert "\n"))
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(defun doctor-type-symbol (word)
|
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"Output a symbol to the buffer with some fancy case and spacing hacks."
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(setq word (doctor-make-string word))
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(if (string-equal word "i") (setq word "I"))
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(if *print-upcase*
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(progn
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(setq word (capitalize word))
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(if *print-space*
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(insert " "))))
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(cond ((or (string-match "^[.,;:?! ]" word)
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(not *print-space*))
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(insert word))
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(t (insert ?\ word)))
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(and auto-fill-function
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(> (current-column) fill-column)
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(apply auto-fill-function nil))
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(setq *print-upcase* (string-match "[.?!]$" word)
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*print-space* t))
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(defun doctor-build (str1 str2)
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"Make a symbol out of the concatenation of the two non-list arguments."
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(cond ((null str1) str2)
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((null str2) str1)
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((and (atom str1)
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(atom str2))
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(intern (concat (doctor-make-string str1)
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(doctor-make-string str2))))
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(t nil)))
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(defun doctor-make-string (obj)
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(cond ((stringp obj) obj)
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((symbolp obj) (symbol-name obj))
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((numberp obj) (int-to-string obj))
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(t "")))
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(defun doctor-concat (x y)
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"Like append, but force atomic arguments to be lists."
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(append
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(if (and x (atom x)) (list x) x)
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(if (and y (atom y)) (list y) y)))
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(defun doctor-assm (proto)
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(cond ((null proto) nil)
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((atom proto) (list proto))
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((atom (car proto))
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(cons (car proto) (doctor-assm (cdr proto))))
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(t (doctor-concat (doctor-assm (eval (car proto))) (doctor-assm (cdr proto))))))
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;; Functions that handle specific words or meanings when found.
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(defun doctor-go (destination)
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"Call a `doctor-*' function."
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(funcall (intern (concat "doctor-" (doctor-make-string destination)))))
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(defun doctor-desire1 ()
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(doctor-go ($ whereoutp)))
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(defun doctor-huh ()
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(cond ((< (length sent) 9) (doctor-type ($ huhlst)))
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(t (doctor-type ($ longhuhlst)))))
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(defun doctor-rthing () (doctor-type ($ thlst)))
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(defun doctor-remem () (cond ((null history)(doctor-huh))
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((doctor-type ($ remlst)))))
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(defun doctor-howdy ()
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(cond ((not howdyflag)
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(doctor-type '(($ hello) what brings you to see me \?))
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(setq howdyflag t))
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(t
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(doctor-type '(($ ibelieve) we\'ve introduced ourselves already \.))
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(doctor-type '(($ please) ($ describe) ($ things) \.)))))
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(defun doctor-when ()
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(cond ((< (length (memq found sent)) 3)(doctor-short))
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(t
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(setq sent (cdr (memq found sent)))
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(setq sent (doctor-fixup sent))
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(doctor-type '(($ whatwhen)(// sent) \?)))))
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(defun doctor-conj ()
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(cond ((< (length (memq found sent)) 4)(doctor-short))
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(t
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(setq sent (cdr (memq found sent)))
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(setq sent (doctor-fixup sent))
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(cond ((eq (car sent) 'of)
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(doctor-type '(are you ($ sure) that is the real reason \?))
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(setq things (cons (cdr sent) things)))
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(t
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(doctor-remember sent)
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(doctor-type ($ beclst)))))))
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(defun doctor-short ()
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(cond ((= (car repetitive-shortness) (1- lincount))
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(rplacd repetitive-shortness
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(1+ (cdr repetitive-shortness))))
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(t
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(rplacd repetitive-shortness 1)))
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(rplaca repetitive-shortness lincount)
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(cond ((> (cdr repetitive-shortness) 6)
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(cond ((not **mad**)
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(doctor-type '(($ areyou)
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just trying to see what kind of things
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i have in my vocabulary \? please try to
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carry on a reasonable conversation!))
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(setq **mad** t))
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(t
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(doctor-type '(i give up \. you need a lesson in creative
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writing \.\.\.))
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)))
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(t
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(cond ((equal sent (doctor-assm '(yes)))
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(doctor-type '(($ isee) ($ inter) ($ whysay) this is so \?)))
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((equal sent (doctor-assm '(because)))
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(doctor-type ($ shortbeclst)))
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((equal sent (doctor-assm '(no)))
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(doctor-type ($ neglst)))
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(t (doctor-type ($ shortlst)))))))
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(defun doctor-alcohol () (doctor-type ($ drnk)))
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(defun doctor-desire ()
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(let ((foo (memq found sent)))
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(cond ((< (length foo) 2)
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(doctor-go (doctor-build (doctor-meaning found) 1)))
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((memq (doctor-cadr foo) '(a an))
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(rplacd foo (append '(to have) (cdr foo)))
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(doctor-svo sent found 1 nil)
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(doctor-remember (list subj 'would 'like obj))
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(doctor-type ($ whywant)))
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((not (eq (doctor-cadr foo) 'to))
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(doctor-go (doctor-build (doctor-meaning found) 1)))
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(t
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(doctor-svo sent found 1 nil)
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(doctor-remember (list subj 'would 'like obj))
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(doctor-type ($ whywant))))))
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(defun doctor-drug ()
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(doctor-type ($ drugs))
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(doctor-remember (list 'you 'used found)))
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(defun doctor-toke ()
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(doctor-type ($ toklst)))
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(defun doctor-state ()
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(doctor-type ($ states))(doctor-remember (list 'you 'were found)))
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(defun doctor-mood ()
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(doctor-type ($ moods))(doctor-remember (list 'you 'felt found)))
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(defun doctor-fear ()
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(setq feared (doctor-setprep sent found))
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(doctor-type ($ fears))
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(doctor-remember (list 'you 'were 'afraid 'of feared)))
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(defun doctor-hate ()
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(doctor-svo sent found 1 t)
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(cond ((memq 'not sent) (doctor-forget) (doctor-huh))
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((equal subj 'you)
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(doctor-type '(why do you (// verb)(// obj) \?)))
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(t (doctor-type '(($ whysay)(list subj verb obj))))))
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(defun doctor-symptoms ()
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(doctor-type '(($ maybe) you should consult a doctor of medicine\,
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i am a psychiatrist \.)))
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(defun doctor-hates ()
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(doctor-svo sent found 1 t)
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(doctor-hates1))
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(defun doctor-hates1 ()
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(doctor-type '(($ whysay)(list subj verb obj))))
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(defun doctor-loves ()
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(doctor-svo sent found 1 t)
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(doctor-qloves))
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(defun doctor-qloves ()
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(doctor-type '(($ bother)(list subj verb obj) \?)))
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(defun doctor-love ()
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(doctor-svo sent found 1 t)
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(cond ((memq 'not sent) (doctor-forget) (doctor-huh))
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((memq 'to sent) (doctor-hates1))
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(t
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(cond ((equal object 'something)
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(setq object '(this person you love))))
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(cond ((equal subj 'you)
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(setq lover obj)
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(cond ((equal lover '(this person you love))
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(setq lover '(your partner))
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(doctor-forget)
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(doctor-type '(with whom are you in love \?)))
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((doctor-type '(($ please)
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($ describe)
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($ relation)
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(// lover)
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\.)))))
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((equal subj 'i)
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(doctor-txtype '(we were discussing you!)))
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(t (doctor-forget)
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(setq obj 'someone)
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(setq verb (doctor-build verb 's))
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(doctor-qloves))))))
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(defun doctor-mach ()
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(setq found (doctor-plural found))
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(doctor-type ($ machlst)))
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(defun doctor-sexnoun () (doctor-sexverb))
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(defun doctor-sexverb ()
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(if (or (memq 'me sent)(memq 'myself sent)(memq 'i sent))
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(doctor-foul)
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(doctor-type ($ sexlst))))
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|
1997-06-22 21:34:22 +00:00
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(defun doctor-death ()
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(cond (suicide-flag (doctor-type ($ deathlst)))
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((or (equal found 'suicide)
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(and (or (equal found 'kill)
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(equal found 'killing))
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(memq 'yourself sent)))
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(setq suicide-flag t)
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(doctor-type '(If you are really suicidal, you might
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want to contact the Samaritans via
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E-mail: jo@samaritans.org or, at your option,
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anonymous E-mail: samaritans@anon.penet.fi\ \.
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($ please) ($ continue) \.)))
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(t (doctor-type ($ deathlst)))))
|
1991-08-18 01:05:27 +00:00
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(defun doctor-foul ()
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(doctor-type ($ foullst)))
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(defun doctor-family ()
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(doctor-possess sent found)
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(doctor-type ($ famlst)))
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;; I did not add this -- rms.
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;; But he might have removed it. I put it back. --roland
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(defun doctor-rms ()
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(cond (rms-flag (doctor-type ($ stallmanlst)))
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(t (setq rms-flag t) (doctor-type '(do you know Stallman \?)))))
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(defun doctor-school nil (doctor-type ($ schoollst)))
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(defun doctor-eliza ()
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(cond (eliza-flag (doctor-type ($ elizalst)))
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(t (setq eliza-flag t)
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(doctor-type '((// found) \? hah !
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($ please) ($ continue) \.)))))
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(defun doctor-sports () (doctor-type ($ sportslst)))
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(defun doctor-math () (doctor-type ($ mathlst)))
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(defun doctor-zippy ()
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(cond (zippy-flag (doctor-type ($ zippylst)))
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(t (setq zippy-flag t)
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(doctor-type '(yow! are we interactive yet \?)))))
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(defun doctor-chat () (doctor-type ($ chatlst)))
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(defun doctor-strangelove ()
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(interactive)
|
1996-01-04 23:17:23 +00:00
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|
|
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(insert "Mein fuehrer!!\n")
|
1991-08-18 01:05:27 +00:00
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(doctor-read-print))
|
1992-05-30 23:54:21 +00:00
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|
1997-06-22 18:57:55 +00:00
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(provide 'doctor)
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1992-05-30 23:54:21 +00:00
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;;; doctor.el ends here
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