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EmacsLisp
;;; doctor.el --- psychological help for frustrated users
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;; Copyright (C) 1985, 1987, 1994, 1996, 2000-2011
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;; Free Software Foundation, Inc.
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;; Maintainer: FSF
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;; Keywords: games
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;; This file is part of GNU Emacs.
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;; GNU Emacs is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify
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;; it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
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;; the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the License, or
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;; (at your option) any later version.
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;; GNU Emacs is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
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;; but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
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;; MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the
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;; GNU General Public License for more details.
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;; You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
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;; along with GNU Emacs. If not, see <http://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
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;;; Commentary:
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;; The single entry point `doctor', simulates a Rogerian analyst using
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;; phrase-production techniques similar to the classic ELIZA demonstration
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;; of pseudo-AI.
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;;; Code:
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(defvar doctor--**mad**)
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(defvar doctor--*print-space*)
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(defvar doctor--*print-upcase*)
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(defvar doctor--abuselst)
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(defvar doctor--abusewords)
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(defvar doctor--afraidof)
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(defvar doctor--arerelated)
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(defvar doctor--areyou)
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(defvar doctor--bak)
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(defvar doctor--beclst)
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(defvar doctor--bother)
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(defvar doctor--bye)
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(defvar doctor--canyou) ; unused?
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(defvar doctor--chatlst)
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(defvar doctor--continue)
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(defvar doctor--deathlst)
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(defvar doctor--describe)
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(defvar doctor--drnk)
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(defvar doctor--drugs)
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(defvar doctor--eliza-flag)
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(defvar doctor--elizalst)
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(defvar doctor--famlst)
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(defvar doctor--feared)
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(defvar doctor--fears)
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(defvar doctor--feelings-about)
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(defvar doctor--foullst)
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(defvar doctor-found)
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(defvar doctor--hello)
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(defvar doctor--history)
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(defvar doctor--howareyoulst)
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(defvar doctor--howdyflag)
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(defvar doctor--huhlst)
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(defvar doctor--ibelieve)
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(defvar doctor--improve)
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(defvar doctor--inter)
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(defvar doctor--isee)
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(defvar doctor--isrelated)
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(defvar doctor--lincount)
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(defvar doctor--longhuhlst)
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(defvar doctor--lover)
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(defvar doctor--machlst)
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(defvar doctor--mathlst)
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(defvar doctor--maybe)
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(defvar doctor--moods)
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(defvar doctor--neglst)
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(defvar doctor-obj)
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(defvar doctor-object)
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(defvar doctor-owner)
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(defvar doctor--please)
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(defvar doctor--problems)
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(defvar doctor--qlist)
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(defvar doctor--random-adjective)
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(defvar doctor--relation)
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(defvar doctor--remlst)
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(defvar doctor--repetitive-shortness)
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(defvar doctor--replist)
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(defvar doctor--rms-flag)
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(defvar doctor--schoollst)
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(defvar doctor-sent)
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(defvar doctor--sexlst)
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(defvar doctor--shortbeclst)
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(defvar doctor--shortlst)
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(defvar doctor--something)
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(defvar doctor--sportslst)
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(defvar doctor--stallmanlst)
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(defvar doctor--states)
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(defvar doctor-subj)
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(defvar doctor--suicide-flag)
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(defvar doctor--sure)
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(defvar doctor--thing)
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(defvar doctor--things)
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(defvar doctor--thlst)
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(defvar doctor--toklst)
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(defvar doctor--typos)
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(defvar doctor-verb)
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(defvar doctor--want)
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(defvar doctor--whatwhen)
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(defvar doctor--whereoutp)
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(defvar doctor--whysay)
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(defvar doctor--whywant)
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(defvar doctor--zippy-flag)
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(defvar doctor--zippylst)
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(defun doc// (x) x)
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(defmacro doc$ (what)
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"Quoted arg form of doctor-$."
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`(doctor-$ ',what))
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(defun doctor-$ (what)
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"Return the car of a list, rotating the list each time."
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(let* ((vv (symbol-value what))
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(first (car vv))
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(ww (append (cdr vv) (list first))))
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(set what ww)
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first))
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(defvar doctor-mode-map
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(let ((map (make-sparse-keymap)))
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(define-key map "\n" 'doctor-read-print)
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(define-key map "\r" 'doctor-ret-or-read)
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map))
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(define-derived-mode doctor-mode text-mode "Doctor"
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"Major mode for running the Doctor (Eliza) program.
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Like Text mode with Auto Fill mode
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except that RET when point is after a newline, or LFD at any time,
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reads the sentence before point, and prints the Doctor's answer."
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(make-doctor-variables)
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(turn-on-auto-fill)
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(doctor-type '(i am the psychotherapist \.
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(doc$ doctor--please) (doc$ doctor--describe) your (doc$ doctor--problems) \.
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each time you are finished talking\, type \R\E\T twice \.))
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(insert "\n"))
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(defun make-doctor-variables ()
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(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--typos)
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(mapcar (lambda (x)
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(put (car x) 'doctor-correction (cadr x))
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(put (cadr x) 'doctor-expansion (car (cddr x)))
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(car x))
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'((theyll they\'ll (they will))
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(theyre they\'re (they are))
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(hes he\'s (he is))
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(he7s he\'s (he is))
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(im i\'m (you are))
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(i7m i\'m (you are))
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(isa is\ a (is a))
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(thier their (their))
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(dont don\'t (do not))
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(don7t don\'t (do not))
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(you7re you\'re (i am))
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(you7ve you\'ve (i have))
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(you7ll you\'ll (i will)))))
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(set (make-local-variable 'doctor-found) nil)
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(set (make-local-variable 'doctor-owner) nil)
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(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--history) nil)
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(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--inter) '((well\,)
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(hmmm \.\.\.\ so\,)
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(so)
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(\.\.\.and)
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(then)))
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(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--continue) '((continue)
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(proceed)
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(go on)
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(keep going)))
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(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--relation)
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'((your relationship with)
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(something you remember about)
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(your feelings toward)
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(some experiences you have had with)
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(how you feel about)))
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(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--fears)
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'(((doc$ doctor--whysay) you are (doc$ doctor--afraidof) (doc// doctor--feared) \?)
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(you seem terrified by (doc// doctor--feared) \.)
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(when did you first feel (doc$ doctor--afraidof) (doc// doctor--feared) \?)))
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(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--sure) '((sure)
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(positive)
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(certain)
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(absolutely sure)))
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(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--afraidof) '((afraid of)
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(frightened by)
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(scared of)))
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(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--areyou) '((are you)
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(have you been)
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(have you been)))
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(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--isrelated)
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'((has something to do with)
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(is related to)
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(could be the reason for)
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(is caused by)
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(is because of)))
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(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--arerelated) '((have something to do with)
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(are related to)
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(could have caused)
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(could be the reason for)
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(are caused by)
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(are because of)))
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(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--moods)
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'(((doc$ doctor--areyou) (doc// doctor-found) often \?)
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(what causes you to be (doc// doctor-found) \?)
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((doc$ doctor--whysay) you are (doc// doctor-found) \?)))
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(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--maybe) '((maybe)
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(perhaps)
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(possibly)))
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(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--whatwhen) '((what happened when)
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(what would happen if)))
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(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--hello) '((how do you do \?)
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(hello \.)
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(howdy!)
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(hello \.)
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(hi \.)
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(hi there \.)))
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(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--drnk)
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'((do you drink a lot of (doc// doctor-found) \?)
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(do you get drunk often \?)
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((doc$ doctor--describe) your drinking habits \.)))
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(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--drugs)
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'((do you use (doc// doctor-found) often \?)
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((doc$ doctor--areyou) addicted to (doc// doctor-found) \?)
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(do you realize that drugs can be very harmful \?)
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((doc$ doctor--maybe) you should try to quit using (doc// doctor-found) \.)))
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(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--whywant)
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'(((doc$ doctor--whysay) (doc// doctor-subj) might (doc$ doctor--want) (doc// doctor-obj) \?)
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(how does it feel to want \?)
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(why should (doc// doctor-subj) get (doc// doctor-obj) \?)
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(when did (doc// doctor-subj) first (doc$ doctor--want) (doc// doctor-obj) \?)
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((doc$ doctor--areyou) obsessed with (doc// doctor-obj) \?)
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(why should i give (doc// doctor-obj) to (doc// doctor-subj) \?)
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(have you ever gotten (doc// doctor-obj) \?)))
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(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--canyou)
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'((of course i can \.)
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(why should i \?)
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(what makes you think i would even want to \?)
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(i am the doctor\, i can do anything i damn please \.)
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(not really\, it\'s not up to me \.)
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(depends\, how important is it \?)
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(i could\, but i don\'t think it would be a wise thing to do \.)
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(can you \?)
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(maybe i can\, maybe i can\'t \.\.\.)
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(i don\'t think i should do that \.)))
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(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--want) '((want) (desire) (wish) (want) (hope)))
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(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--shortlst)
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'((can you elaborate on that \?)
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((doc$ doctor--please) continue \.)
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(go on\, don\'t be afraid \.)
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(i need a little more detail please \.)
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(you\'re being a bit brief\, (doc$ doctor--please) go into detail \.)
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(can you be more explicit \?)
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(and \?)
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((doc$ doctor--please) go into more detail \?)
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(you aren\'t being very talkative today\!)
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(is that all there is to it \?)
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(why must you respond so briefly \?)))
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(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--famlst)
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'((tell me (doc$ doctor--something) about (doc// doctor-owner) family \.)
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(you seem to dwell on (doc// doctor-owner) family \.)
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((doc$ doctor--areyou) hung up on (doc// doctor-owner) family \?)))
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(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--huhlst)
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'(((doc$ doctor--whysay) (doc// doctor-sent) \?)
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(is it because of (doc$ doctor--things) that you say (doc// doctor-sent) \?)))
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(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--longhuhlst)
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'(((doc$ doctor--whysay) that \?)
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(i don\'t understand \.)
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((doc$ doctor--thlst))
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((doc$ doctor--areyou) (doc$ doctor--afraidof) that \?)))
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(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--feelings-about) '((feelings about)
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(apprehensions toward)
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(thoughts on)
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(emotions toward)))
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(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--random-adjective)
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'((vivid)
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(emotionally stimulating)
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(exciting)
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(boring)
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(interesting)
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(recent)
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(random) ; how can we omit this?
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(unusual)
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(shocking)
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(embarrassing)))
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(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--whysay) '((why do you say)
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(what makes you believe)
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(are you sure that)
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(do you really think)
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(what makes you think)))
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(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--isee) '((i see \.\.\.)
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(yes\,)
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(i understand \.)
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(oh \.) ))
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(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--please) '((please\,)
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(i would appreciate it if you would)
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(perhaps you could)
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(please\,)
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(would you please)
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(why don\'t you)
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(could you)))
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(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--bye)
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'((my secretary will send you a bill \.)
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(bye bye \.)
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(see ya \.)
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(ok\, talk to you some other time \.)
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(talk to you later \.)
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(ok\, have fun \.)
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(ciao \.)))
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(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--something) '((something)
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(more)
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(how you feel)))
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(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--thing) '((your life)
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(your sex life)))
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(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--things) '((your plans)
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(the people you hang around with)
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(problems at school)
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(any hobbies you have)
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(hangups you have)
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(your inhibitions)
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(some problems in your childhood)
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(some problems at home)))
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(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--describe) '((describe)
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(tell me about)
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(talk about)
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(discuss)
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(tell me more about)
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(elaborate on)))
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(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--ibelieve)
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'((i believe) (i think) (i have a feeling) (it seems to me that)
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(it looks like)))
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(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--problems) '((problems)
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(inhibitions)
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(hangups)
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(difficulties)
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(anxieties)
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(frustrations)))
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(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--bother) '((does it bother you that)
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(are you annoyed that)
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(did you ever regret)
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(are you sorry)
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(are you satisfied with the fact that)))
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(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--machlst)
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'((you have your mind on (doc// doctor-found) \, it seems \.)
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(you think too much about (doc// doctor-found) \.)
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(you should try taking your mind off of (doc// doctor-found)\.)
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(are you a computer hacker \?)))
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(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--qlist)
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'((what do you think \?)
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(i\'ll ask the questions\, if you don\'t mind!)
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(i could ask the same thing myself \.)
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((doc$ doctor--please) allow me to do the questioning \.)
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(i have asked myself that question many times \.)
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((doc$ doctor--please) try to answer that question yourself \.)))
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(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--foullst)
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'(((doc$ doctor--please) watch your tongue!)
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((doc$ doctor--please) avoid such unwholesome thoughts \.)
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((doc$ doctor--please) get your mind out of the gutter \.)
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(such lewdness is not appreciated \.)))
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(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--deathlst)
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'((this is not a healthy way of thinking \.)
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((doc$ doctor--bother) you\, too\, may die someday \?)
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(i am worried by your obsession with this topic!)
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(did you watch a lot of crime and violence on television as a child \?)))
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(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--sexlst)
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'(((doc$ doctor--areyou) (doc$ doctor--afraidof) sex \?)
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((doc$ doctor--describe) (doc$ doctor--something) about your sexual history \.)
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((doc$ doctor--please) (doc$ doctor--describe) your sex life \.\.\.)
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((doc$ doctor--describe) your (doc$ doctor--feelings-about) your sexual partner \.)
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((doc$ doctor--describe) your most (doc$ doctor--random-adjective) sexual experience \.)
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((doc$ doctor--areyou) satisfied with (doc// doctor--lover) \.\.\. \?)))
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(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--neglst) '((why not \?)
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((doc$ doctor--bother) i ask that \?)
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(why not \?)
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(why not \?)
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(how come \?)
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((doc$ doctor--bother) i ask that \?)))
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(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--beclst)
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'((is it because (doc// doctor-sent) that you came to me \?)
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((doc$ doctor--bother) (doc// doctor-sent) \?)
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(when did you first know that (doc// doctor-sent) \?)
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(is the fact that (doc// doctor-sent) the real reason \?)
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(does the fact that (doc// doctor-sent) explain anything else \?)
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((doc$ doctor--areyou) (doc$ doctor--sure) (doc// doctor-sent) \? )))
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(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--shortbeclst)
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'(((doc$ doctor--bother) i ask you that \?)
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(that\'s not much of an answer!)
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((doc$ doctor--inter) why won\'t you talk about it \?)
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(speak up!)
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((doc$ doctor--areyou) (doc$ doctor--afraidof) talking about it \?)
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(don\'t be (doc$ doctor--afraidof) elaborating \.)
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((doc$ doctor--please) go into more detail \.)))
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(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--thlst)
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'(((doc$ doctor--maybe) (doc$ doctor--thing) (doc$ doctor--isrelated) this \.)
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((doc$ doctor--maybe) (doc$ doctor--things) (doc$ doctor--arerelated) this \.)
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(is it because of (doc$ doctor--things) that you are going through all this \?)
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(how do you reconcile (doc$ doctor--things) \? )
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((doc$ doctor--maybe) this (doc$ doctor--isrelated) (doc$ doctor--things) \?)))
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(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--remlst)
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'((earlier you said (doc$ doctor--history) \?)
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(you mentioned that (doc$ doctor--history) \?)
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((doc$ doctor--whysay) (doc$ doctor--history) \? )))
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(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--toklst)
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'((is this how you relax \?)
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(how long have you been smoking grass \?)
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((doc$ doctor--areyou) (doc$ doctor--afraidof) of being drawn to using harder stuff \?)))
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(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--states)
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'((do you get (doc// doctor-found) often \?)
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(do you enjoy being (doc// doctor-found) \?)
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(what makes you (doc// doctor-found) \?)
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(how often (doc$ doctor--areyou) (doc// doctor-found) \?)
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(when were you last (doc// doctor-found) \?)))
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(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--replist) '((i . (you))
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(my . (your))
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(me . (you))
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(you . (me))
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(your . (my))
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(mine . (yours))
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(yours . (mine))
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(our . (your))
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(ours . (yours))
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(we . (you))
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(dunno . (do not know))
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;; (yes . ())
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(no\, . ())
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(yes\, . ())
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(ya . (i))
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(aint . (am not))
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(wanna . (want to))
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(gimme . (give me))
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(gotta . (have to))
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(gonna . (going to))
|
||
(never . (not ever))
|
||
(doesn\'t . (does not))
|
||
(don\'t . (do not))
|
||
(aren\'t . (are not))
|
||
(isn\'t . (is not))
|
||
(won\'t . (will not))
|
||
(can\'t . (cannot))
|
||
(haven\'t . (have not))
|
||
(i\'m . (you are))
|
||
(ourselves . (yourselves))
|
||
(myself . (yourself))
|
||
(yourself . (myself))
|
||
(you\'re . (i am))
|
||
(you\'ve . (i have))
|
||
(i\'ve . (you have))
|
||
(i\'ll . (you will))
|
||
(you\'ll . (i shall))
|
||
(i\'d . (you would))
|
||
(you\'d . (i would))
|
||
(here . (there))
|
||
(please . ())
|
||
(eh\, . ())
|
||
(eh . ())
|
||
(oh\, . ())
|
||
(oh . ())
|
||
(shouldn\'t . (should not))
|
||
(wouldn\'t . (would not))
|
||
(won\'t . (will not))
|
||
(hasn\'t . (has not))))
|
||
(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--stallmanlst)
|
||
'(((doc$ doctor--describe) your (doc$ doctor--feelings-about) him \.)
|
||
((doc$ doctor--areyou) a friend of Stallman \?)
|
||
((doc$ doctor--bother) Stallman is (doc$ doctor--random-adjective) \?)
|
||
((doc$ doctor--ibelieve) you are (doc$ doctor--afraidof) him \.)))
|
||
(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--schoollst)
|
||
'(((doc$ doctor--describe) your (doc// doctor-found) \.)
|
||
((doc$ doctor--bother) your grades could (doc$ doctor--improve) \?)
|
||
((doc$ doctor--areyou) (doc$ doctor--afraidof) (doc// doctor-found) \?)
|
||
((doc$ doctor--maybe) this (doc$ doctor--isrelated) to your attitude \.)
|
||
((doc$ doctor--areyou) absent often \?)
|
||
((doc$ doctor--maybe) you should study (doc$ doctor--something) \.)))
|
||
(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--improve)
|
||
'((improve) (be better) (be improved) (be higher)))
|
||
(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--elizalst)
|
||
'(((doc$ doctor--areyou) (doc$ doctor--sure) \?)
|
||
((doc$ doctor--ibelieve) you have (doc$ doctor--problems) with (doc// doctor-found) \.)
|
||
((doc$ doctor--whysay) (doc// doctor-sent) \?)))
|
||
(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--sportslst)
|
||
'((tell me (doc$ doctor--something) about (doc// doctor-found) \.)
|
||
((doc$ doctor--describe) (doc$ doctor--relation) (doc// doctor-found) \.)
|
||
(do you find (doc// doctor-found) (doc$ doctor--random-adjective) \?)))
|
||
(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--mathlst)
|
||
'(((doc$ doctor--describe) (doc$ doctor--something) about math \.)
|
||
((doc$ doctor--maybe) your (doc$ doctor--problems) (doc$ doctor--arerelated) (doc// doctor-found) \.)
|
||
(i don\'t know much (doc// doctor-found) \, but (doc$ doctor--continue)
|
||
anyway \.)))
|
||
(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--zippylst)
|
||
'(((doc$ doctor--areyou) Zippy \?)
|
||
((doc$ doctor--ibelieve) you have some serious (doc$ doctor--problems) \.)
|
||
((doc$ doctor--bother) you are a pinhead \?)))
|
||
(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--chatlst)
|
||
'(((doc$ doctor--maybe) we could chat \.)
|
||
((doc$ doctor--please) (doc$ doctor--describe) (doc$ doctor--something) about chat mode \.)
|
||
((doc$ doctor--bother) our discussion is so (doc$ doctor--random-adjective) \?)))
|
||
(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--abuselst)
|
||
'(((doc$ doctor--please) try to be less abusive \.)
|
||
((doc$ doctor--describe) why you call me (doc// doctor-found) \.)
|
||
(i\'ve had enough of you!)))
|
||
(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--abusewords)
|
||
'(boring bozo clown clumsy cretin dumb dummy
|
||
fool foolish gnerd gnurd idiot jerk
|
||
lose loser louse lousy luse luser
|
||
moron nerd nurd oaf oafish reek
|
||
stink stupid tool toolish twit))
|
||
(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--howareyoulst)
|
||
'((how are you) (hows it going) (hows it going eh)
|
||
(how\'s it going) (how\'s it going eh) (how goes it)
|
||
(whats up) (whats new) (what\'s up) (what\'s new)
|
||
(howre you) (how\'re you) (how\'s everything)
|
||
(how is everything) (how do you do)
|
||
(how\'s it hanging) (que pasa)
|
||
(how are you doing) (what do you say)))
|
||
(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--whereoutp) '(huh remem rthing))
|
||
(set (make-local-variable 'doctor-subj) nil)
|
||
(set (make-local-variable 'doctor-verb) nil)
|
||
(set (make-local-variable 'doctor-obj) nil)
|
||
(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--feared) nil)
|
||
(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--repetitive-shortness) '(0 . 0))
|
||
(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--**mad**) nil)
|
||
(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--rms-flag) nil)
|
||
(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--eliza-flag) nil)
|
||
(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--zippy-flag) nil)
|
||
(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--suicide-flag) nil)
|
||
(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--lover) '(your partner))
|
||
(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--bak) nil)
|
||
(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--lincount) 0)
|
||
(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--*print-upcase*) nil)
|
||
(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--*print-space*) nil)
|
||
(set (make-local-variable 'doctor--howdyflag) nil)
|
||
(set (make-local-variable 'doctor-object) nil))
|
||
|
||
;; Define equivalence classes of words that get treated alike.
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-meaning (x) (get x 'doctor-meaning))
|
||
|
||
(defmacro doctor-put-meaning (symb val)
|
||
"Store the base meaning of a word on the property list."
|
||
`(put ',symb 'doctor-meaning ,val))
|
||
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning howdy 'howdy)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning hi 'howdy)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning greetings 'howdy)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning hello 'howdy)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning tops20 'mach)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning tops-20 'mach)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning tops 'mach)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning pdp11 'mach)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning computer 'mach)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning unix 'mach)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning machine 'mach)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning computers 'mach)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning machines 'mach)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning pdp11s 'mach)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning foo 'mach)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning foobar 'mach)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning multics 'mach)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning macsyma 'mach)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning teletype 'mach)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning la36 'mach)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning vt52 'mach)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning zork 'mach)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning trek 'mach)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning startrek 'mach)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning advent 'mach)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning pdp 'mach)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning dec 'mach)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning commodore 'mach)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning vic 'mach)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning bbs 'mach)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning modem 'mach)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning baud 'mach)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning macintosh 'mach)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning vax 'mach)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning vms 'mach)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning ibm 'mach)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning pc 'mach)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning bitching 'foul)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning shit 'foul)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning bastard 'foul)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning damn 'foul)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning damned 'foul)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning hell 'foul)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning suck 'foul)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning sucking 'foul)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning sux 'foul)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning ass 'foul)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning whore 'foul)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning bitch 'foul)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning asshole 'foul)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning shrink 'foul)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning pot 'toke)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning grass 'toke)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning weed 'toke)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning marijuana 'toke)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning acapulco 'toke)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning columbian 'toke)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning tokin 'toke)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning joint 'toke)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning toke 'toke)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning toking 'toke)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning tokin\' 'toke)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning toked 'toke)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning roach 'toke)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning pills 'drug)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning dope 'drug)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning acid 'drug)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning lsd 'drug)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning speed 'drug)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning heroin 'drug)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning hash 'drug)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning cocaine 'drug)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning uppers 'drug)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning downers 'drug)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning loves 'loves)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning love 'love)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning loved 'love)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning hates 'hates)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning dislikes 'hates)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning hate 'hate)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning hated 'hate)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning dislike 'hate)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning stoned 'state)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning drunk 'state)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning drunken 'state)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning high 'state)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning horny 'state)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning blasted 'state)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning happy 'state)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning paranoid 'state)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning wish 'desire)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning wishes 'desire)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning want 'desire)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning desire 'desire)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning like 'desire)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning hope 'desire)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning hopes 'desire)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning desires 'desire)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning wants 'desire)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning desires 'desire)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning likes 'desire)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning needs 'desire)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning need 'desire)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning frustrated 'mood)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning depressed 'mood)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning annoyed 'mood)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning upset 'mood)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning unhappy 'mood)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning excited 'mood)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning worried 'mood)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning lonely 'mood)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning angry 'mood)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning mad 'mood)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning pissed 'mood)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning jealous 'mood)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning afraid 'fear)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning terrified 'fear)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning fear 'fear)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning scared 'fear)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning frightened 'fear)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning virginity 'sexnoun)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning virgins 'sexnoun)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning virgin 'sexnoun)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning cock 'sexnoun)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning cocks 'sexnoun)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning dick 'sexnoun)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning dicks 'sexnoun)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning cunt 'sexnoun)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning cunts 'sexnoun)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning prostitute 'sexnoun)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning condom 'sexnoun)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning sex 'sexnoun)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning rapes 'sexnoun)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning wife 'family)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning family 'family)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning brothers 'family)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning sisters 'family)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning parent 'family)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning parents 'family)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning brother 'family)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning sister 'family)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning father 'family)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning mother 'family)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning husband 'family)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning siblings 'family)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning grandmother 'family)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning grandfather 'family)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning maternal 'family)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning paternal 'family)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning stab 'death)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning murder 'death)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning murders 'death)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning suicide 'death)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning suicides 'death)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning kill 'death)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning kills 'death)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning killing 'death)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning die 'death)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning dies 'death)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning died 'death)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning dead 'death)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning death 'death)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning deaths 'death)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning pain 'symptoms)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning ache 'symptoms)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning fever 'symptoms)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning sore 'symptoms)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning aching 'symptoms)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning stomachache 'symptoms)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning headache 'symptoms)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning hurts 'symptoms)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning disease 'symptoms)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning virus 'symptoms)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning vomit 'symptoms)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning vomiting 'symptoms)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning barf 'symptoms)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning toothache 'symptoms)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning hurt 'symptoms)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning rum 'alcohol)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning gin 'alcohol)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning vodka 'alcohol)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning alcohol 'alcohol)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning bourbon 'alcohol)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning beer 'alcohol)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning wine 'alcohol)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning whiskey 'alcohol)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning scotch 'alcohol)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning fuck 'sexverb)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning fucked 'sexverb)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning screw 'sexverb)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning screwing 'sexverb)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning fucking 'sexverb)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning rape 'sexverb)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning raped 'sexverb)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning kiss 'sexverb)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning kissing 'sexverb)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning kisses 'sexverb)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning screws 'sexverb)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning fucks 'sexverb)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning because 'conj)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning but 'conj)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning however 'conj)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning besides 'conj)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning anyway 'conj)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning that 'conj)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning except 'conj)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning why 'conj)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning how 'conj)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning until 'when)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning when 'when)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning whenever 'when)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning while 'when)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning since 'when)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning rms 'rms)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning stallman 'rms)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning school 'school)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning schools 'school)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning skool 'school)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning grade 'school)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning grades 'school)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning teacher 'school)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning teachers 'school)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning classes 'school)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning professor 'school)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning prof 'school)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning profs 'school)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning professors 'school)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning mit 'school)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning emacs 'eliza)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning eliza 'eliza)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning liza 'eliza)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning elisa 'eliza)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning weizenbaum 'eliza)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning doktor 'eliza)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning athletics 'sports)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning baseball 'sports)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning basketball 'sports)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning football 'sports)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning frisbee 'sports)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning gym 'sports)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning gymnastics 'sports)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning hockey 'sports)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning lacrosse 'sports)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning soccer 'sports)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning softball 'sports)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning sports 'sports)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning swimming 'sports)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning swim 'sports)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning tennis 'sports)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning volleyball 'sports)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning math 'math)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning mathematics 'math)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning mathematical 'math)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning theorem 'math)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning axiom 'math)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning lemma 'math)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning algebra 'math)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning algebraic 'math)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning trig 'math)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning trigonometry 'math)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning trigonometric 'math)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning geometry 'math)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning geometric 'math)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning calculus 'math)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning arithmetic 'math)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning zippy 'zippy)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning zippy 'zippy)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning pinhead 'zippy)
|
||
(doctor-put-meaning chat 'chat)
|
||
|
||
;;;###autoload
|
||
(defun doctor ()
|
||
"Switch to *doctor* buffer and start giving psychotherapy."
|
||
(interactive)
|
||
(switch-to-buffer "*doctor*")
|
||
(doctor-mode))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-ret-or-read (arg)
|
||
"Insert a newline if preceding character is not a newline.
|
||
Otherwise call the Doctor to parse preceding sentence."
|
||
(interactive "*p")
|
||
(if (= (preceding-char) ?\n)
|
||
(doctor-read-print)
|
||
(newline arg)))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-read-print nil
|
||
"Top level loop."
|
||
(interactive)
|
||
(let ((sent (doctor-readin)))
|
||
(insert "\n")
|
||
(setq doctor--lincount (1+ doctor--lincount))
|
||
(doctor-doc sent)
|
||
(insert "\n")
|
||
(setq doctor--bak sent)))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-readin nil
|
||
"Read a sentence. Return it as a list of words."
|
||
(let (sentence)
|
||
(backward-sentence 1)
|
||
(while (not (eobp))
|
||
(setq sentence (append sentence (list (doctor-read-token)))))
|
||
sentence))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-read-token ()
|
||
"Read one word from buffer."
|
||
(prog1 (intern (downcase (buffer-substring (point)
|
||
(progn
|
||
(forward-word 1)
|
||
(point)))))
|
||
(re-search-forward "\\Sw*")))
|
||
|
||
;; Main processing function for sentences that have been read.
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-doc (sent)
|
||
(cond
|
||
((equal sent '(foo))
|
||
(doctor-type '(bar! (doc$ doctor--please) (doc$ doctor--continue) \.)))
|
||
((member sent doctor--howareyoulst)
|
||
(doctor-type '(i\'m ok \. (doc$ doctor--describe) yourself \.)))
|
||
((or (member sent '((good bye) (see you later) (i quit) (so long)
|
||
(go away) (get lost)))
|
||
(memq (car sent)
|
||
'(bye halt break quit done exit goodbye
|
||
bye\, stop pause goodbye\, stop pause)))
|
||
(doctor-type (doc$ doctor--bye)))
|
||
((and (eq (car sent) 'you)
|
||
(memq (cadr sent) doctor--abusewords))
|
||
(setq doctor-found (cadr sent))
|
||
(doctor-type (doc$ doctor--abuselst)))
|
||
((eq (car sent) 'whatmeans)
|
||
(doctor-def (cadr sent)))
|
||
((equal sent '(parse))
|
||
(doctor-type (list 'subj '= doctor-subj ", "
|
||
'verb '= doctor-verb "\n"
|
||
'object 'phrase '= doctor-obj ","
|
||
'noun 'form '= doctor-object "\n"
|
||
'current 'keyword 'is doctor-found
|
||
", "
|
||
'most 'recent 'possessive
|
||
'is doctor-owner "\n"
|
||
'sentence 'used 'was
|
||
"..."
|
||
'(doc// doctor--bak))))
|
||
((memq (car sent) '(are is do has have how when where who why))
|
||
(doctor-type (doc$ doctor--qlist)))
|
||
;; ((eq (car sent) 'forget)
|
||
;; (set (cadr sent) nil)
|
||
;; (doctor-type '((doc$ doctor--isee) (doc$ doctor--please)
|
||
;; (doc$ doctor--continue)\.)))
|
||
(t
|
||
(if (doctor-defq sent) (doctor-define sent doctor-found))
|
||
(if (> (length sent) 12) (setq sent (doctor-shorten sent)))
|
||
(setq sent (doctor-correct-spelling (doctor-replace sent doctor--replist)))
|
||
(cond ((and (not (memq 'me sent)) (not (memq 'i sent))
|
||
(memq 'am sent))
|
||
(setq sent (doctor-replace sent '((am . (are)))))))
|
||
(cond ((equal (car sent) 'yow) (doctor-zippy))
|
||
((< (length sent) 2)
|
||
(cond ((eq (doctor-meaning (car sent)) 'howdy)
|
||
(doctor-howdy))
|
||
(t (doctor-short))))
|
||
(t
|
||
(if (memq 'am sent)
|
||
(setq sent (doctor-replace sent '((me . (i))))))
|
||
(setq sent (doctor-fixup sent))
|
||
(if (and (eq (car sent) 'do) (eq (cadr sent) 'not))
|
||
(cond ((zerop (random 3))
|
||
(doctor-type '(are you (doc$ doctor--afraidof) that \?)))
|
||
((zerop (random 2))
|
||
(doctor-type '(don\'t tell me what to do \. i am the
|
||
doctor here!))
|
||
(doctor-rthing))
|
||
(t
|
||
(doctor-type '((doc$ doctor--whysay) that i shouldn\'t
|
||
(cddr sent)
|
||
\?))))
|
||
(doctor-go (doctor-wherego sent))))))))
|
||
|
||
;; Things done to process sentences once read.
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-correct-spelling (sent)
|
||
"Correct the spelling and expand each word in sentence."
|
||
(if sent
|
||
(apply 'append (mapcar (lambda (word)
|
||
(if (memq word doctor--typos)
|
||
(get (get word 'doctor-correction)
|
||
'doctor-expansion)
|
||
(list word)))
|
||
sent))))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-shorten (sent)
|
||
"Make a sentence manageably short using a few hacks."
|
||
(let (foo
|
||
(retval sent)
|
||
(temp '(because but however besides anyway until
|
||
while that except why how)))
|
||
(while temp
|
||
(setq foo (memq (car temp) sent))
|
||
(if (and foo
|
||
(> (length foo) 3))
|
||
(setq retval (doctor-fixup foo)
|
||
temp nil)
|
||
(setq temp (cdr temp))))
|
||
retval))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-define (sent found)
|
||
(doctor-svo sent found 1 nil)
|
||
(and
|
||
(doctor-nounp doctor-subj)
|
||
(not (doctor-pronounp doctor-subj))
|
||
doctor-subj
|
||
(doctor-meaning doctor-object)
|
||
(put doctor-subj 'doctor-meaning (doctor-meaning doctor-object))
|
||
t))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-defq (sent)
|
||
"Set global var DOCTOR-FOUND to first keyword found in sentence SENT."
|
||
(setq doctor-found nil)
|
||
(let ((temp '(means applies mean refers refer related
|
||
similar defined associated linked like same)))
|
||
(while temp
|
||
(if (memq (car temp) sent)
|
||
(setq doctor-found (car temp)
|
||
temp nil)
|
||
(setq temp (cdr temp)))))
|
||
doctor-found)
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-def (x)
|
||
(doctor-type (list 'the 'word x 'means (doctor-meaning x) 'to 'me))
|
||
nil)
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-forget ()
|
||
"Delete the last element of the history list."
|
||
(setq doctor--history (reverse (cdr (reverse doctor--history)))))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-query (x)
|
||
"Prompt for a line of input from the minibuffer until a noun or verb is seen.
|
||
Put dialogue in buffer."
|
||
(let (a
|
||
(prompt (concat (doctor-make-string x)
|
||
" what \? "))
|
||
retval)
|
||
(while (not retval)
|
||
(while (not a)
|
||
(insert ?\n
|
||
prompt
|
||
(read-string prompt)
|
||
?\n)
|
||
(setq a (doctor-readin)))
|
||
(while (and a (not retval))
|
||
(cond ((doctor-nounp (car a))
|
||
(setq retval (car a)))
|
||
((doctor-verbp (car a))
|
||
(setq retval (doctor-build
|
||
(doctor-build x " ")
|
||
(car a))))
|
||
((setq a (cdr a))))))
|
||
retval))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-subjsearch (sent key type)
|
||
"Search for the subject of a sentence SENT, looking for the noun closest
|
||
to and preceding KEY by at least TYPE words. Set global variable doctor-subj to
|
||
the subject noun, and return the portion of the sentence following it."
|
||
(let ((i (- (length sent) (length (memq key sent)) type)))
|
||
(while (and (> i -1) (not (doctor-nounp (nth i sent))))
|
||
(setq i (1- i)))
|
||
(cond ((> i -1)
|
||
(setq doctor-subj (nth i sent))
|
||
(nthcdr (1+ i) sent))
|
||
(t
|
||
(setq doctor-subj 'you)
|
||
nil))))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-nounp (x)
|
||
"Return t if the symbol argument is a noun."
|
||
(or (doctor-pronounp x)
|
||
(not (or (doctor-verbp x)
|
||
(equal x 'not)
|
||
(doctor-prepp x)
|
||
(doctor-modifierp x) )) ))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-pronounp (x)
|
||
"Return t if the symbol argument is a pronoun."
|
||
(memq x '(
|
||
i me mine myself
|
||
we us ours ourselves ourself
|
||
you yours yourself yourselves
|
||
he him himself she hers herself
|
||
it that those this these things thing
|
||
they them themselves theirs
|
||
anybody everybody somebody
|
||
anyone everyone someone
|
||
anything something everything)))
|
||
|
||
(dolist (x
|
||
'(abort aborted aborts ask asked asks am
|
||
applied applies apply are associate
|
||
associated ate
|
||
be became become becomes becoming
|
||
been being believe believed believes
|
||
bit bite bites bore bored bores boring bought buy buys buying
|
||
call called calling calls came can caught catch come
|
||
contract contracted contracts control controlled controls
|
||
could croak croaks croaked cut cuts
|
||
dare dared define defines dial dialed dials did die died dies
|
||
dislike disliked
|
||
dislikes do does drank drink drinks drinking
|
||
drive drives driving drove dying
|
||
eat eating eats expand expanded expands
|
||
expect expected expects expel expels expelled
|
||
explain explained explains
|
||
fart farts feel feels felt fight fights find finds finding
|
||
forget forgets forgot fought found
|
||
fuck fucked fucking fucks
|
||
gave get gets getting give gives go goes going gone got gotten
|
||
had harm harms has hate hated hates have having
|
||
hear heard hears hearing help helped helping helps
|
||
hit hits hope hoped hopes hurt hurts
|
||
implies imply is
|
||
join joined joins jump jumped jumps
|
||
keep keeping keeps kept
|
||
kill killed killing kills kiss kissed kisses kissing
|
||
knew know knows
|
||
laid lay lays let lets lie lied lies like liked likes
|
||
liking listen listens
|
||
login look looked looking looks
|
||
lose losing lost
|
||
love loved loves loving
|
||
luse lusing lust lusts
|
||
made make makes making may mean means meant might
|
||
move moved moves moving must
|
||
need needed needs
|
||
order ordered orders ought
|
||
paid pay pays pick picked picking picks
|
||
placed placing prefer prefers put puts
|
||
ran rape raped rapes
|
||
read reading reads recall receive received receives
|
||
refer refered referred refers
|
||
relate related relates remember remembered remembers
|
||
romp romped romps run running runs
|
||
said sang sat saw say says
|
||
screw screwed screwing screws scrod see sees seem seemed
|
||
seems seen sell selling sells
|
||
send sendind sends sent shall shoot shot should
|
||
sing sings sit sits sitting sold studied study
|
||
take takes taking talk talked talking talks tell tells telling
|
||
think thinks
|
||
thought told took tooled touch touched touches touching
|
||
transfer transferred transfers transmit transmits transmitted
|
||
type types types typing
|
||
walk walked walking walks want wanted wants was watch
|
||
watched watching went were will wish would work worked works
|
||
write writes writing wrote use used uses using))
|
||
(put x 'doctor-sentence-type 'verb))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-verbp (x) (if (symbolp x)
|
||
(eq (get x 'doctor-sentence-type) 'verb)))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-plural (x)
|
||
"Form the plural of the word argument."
|
||
(let ((foo (doctor-make-string x)))
|
||
(cond ((string-equal (substring foo -1) "s")
|
||
(cond ((string-equal (substring foo -2 -1) "s")
|
||
(intern (concat foo "es")))
|
||
(t x)))
|
||
((string-equal (substring foo -1) "y")
|
||
(intern (concat (substring foo 0 -1)
|
||
"ies")))
|
||
(t (intern (concat foo "s"))))))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-setprep (sent key)
|
||
(let ((val)
|
||
(foo (memq key sent)))
|
||
(cond ((doctor-prepp (cadr foo))
|
||
(setq val (doctor-getnoun (cddr foo)))
|
||
(cond (val val)
|
||
(t 'something)))
|
||
((doctor-articlep (cadr foo))
|
||
(setq val (doctor-getnoun (cddr foo)))
|
||
(cond (val (doctor-build (doctor-build (cadr foo) " ") val))
|
||
(t 'something)))
|
||
(t 'something))))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-getnoun (x)
|
||
(cond ((null x) (setq doctor-object 'something))
|
||
((atom x) (setq doctor-object x))
|
||
((eq (length x) 1)
|
||
(setq doctor-object (cond
|
||
((doctor-nounp (setq doctor-object (car x))) doctor-object)
|
||
(t (doctor-query doctor-object)))))
|
||
((eq (car x) 'to)
|
||
(doctor-build 'to\ (doctor-getnoun (cdr x))))
|
||
((doctor-prepp (car x))
|
||
(doctor-getnoun (cdr x)))
|
||
((not (doctor-nounp (car x)))
|
||
(doctor-build (doctor-build (cdr (assq (car x)
|
||
(append
|
||
'((a . this)
|
||
(some . this)
|
||
(one . that))
|
||
(list
|
||
(cons
|
||
(car x) (car x))))))
|
||
" ")
|
||
(doctor-getnoun (cdr x))))
|
||
(t (setq doctor-object (car x))
|
||
(doctor-build (doctor-build (car x) " ") (doctor-getnoun (cdr x))))
|
||
))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-modifierp (x)
|
||
(or (doctor-adjectivep x)
|
||
(doctor-adverbp x)
|
||
(doctor-othermodifierp x)))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-adjectivep (x)
|
||
(or (numberp x)
|
||
(doctor-nmbrp x)
|
||
(doctor-articlep x)
|
||
(doctor-colorp x)
|
||
(doctor-sizep x)
|
||
(doctor-possessivepronounp x)))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-adverbp (xx)
|
||
(let ((xxstr (doctor-make-string xx)))
|
||
(and (>= (length xxstr) 2)
|
||
(string-equal (substring (doctor-make-string xx) -2) "ly")
|
||
(not (memq xx '(family fly jelly rally))))))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-articlep (x)
|
||
(memq x '(the a an)))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-nmbrp (x)
|
||
(memq x '(one two three four five six seven eight nine ten
|
||
eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen
|
||
sixteen seventeen eighteen nineteen
|
||
twenty thirty forty fifty sixty seventy eighty ninety
|
||
hundred thousand million billion
|
||
half quarter
|
||
first second third fourth fifth
|
||
sixth seventh eighth ninth tenth)))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-colorp (x)
|
||
(memq x '(beige black blue brown crimson
|
||
gray grey green
|
||
orange pink purple red tan tawny
|
||
violet white yellow)))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-sizep (x)
|
||
(memq x '(big large tall fat wide thick
|
||
small petite short thin skinny)))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-possessivepronounp (x)
|
||
(memq x '(my your his her our their)))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-othermodifierp (x)
|
||
(memq x '(all also always amusing any anyway associated awesome
|
||
bad beautiful best better but certain clear
|
||
ever every fantastic fun funny
|
||
good great grody gross however if ignorant
|
||
less linked losing lusing many more much
|
||
never nice obnoxious often poor pretty real related rich
|
||
similar some stupid super superb
|
||
terrible terrific too total tubular ugly very)))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-prepp (x)
|
||
(memq x '(about above after around as at
|
||
before beneath behind beside between by
|
||
for from in inside into
|
||
like near next of on onto over
|
||
same through thru to toward towards
|
||
under underneath with without)))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-remember (thing)
|
||
(cond ((null doctor--history)
|
||
(setq doctor--history (list thing)))
|
||
(t (setq doctor--history (append doctor--history (list thing))))))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-type (x)
|
||
(setq x (doctor-fix-2 x))
|
||
(doctor-txtype (doctor-assm x)))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-fixup (sent)
|
||
(setq sent (append
|
||
(cdr
|
||
(assq (car sent)
|
||
(append
|
||
'((me i)
|
||
(him he)
|
||
(her she)
|
||
(them they)
|
||
(okay)
|
||
(well)
|
||
(sigh)
|
||
(hmm)
|
||
(hmmm)
|
||
(hmmmm)
|
||
(hmmmmm)
|
||
(gee)
|
||
(sure)
|
||
(great)
|
||
(oh)
|
||
(fine)
|
||
(ok)
|
||
(no))
|
||
(list (list (car sent)
|
||
(car sent))))))
|
||
(cdr sent)))
|
||
(doctor-fix-2 sent))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-fix-2 (sent)
|
||
(let ((foo sent))
|
||
(while foo
|
||
(if (and (eq (car foo) 'me)
|
||
(doctor-verbp (cadr foo)))
|
||
(rplaca foo 'i)
|
||
(cond ((eq (car foo) 'you)
|
||
(cond ((memq (cadr foo) '(am be been is))
|
||
(rplaca (cdr foo) 'are))
|
||
((memq (cadr foo) '(has))
|
||
(rplaca (cdr foo) 'have))
|
||
((memq (cadr foo) '(was))
|
||
(rplaca (cdr foo) 'were))))
|
||
((equal (car foo) 'i)
|
||
(cond ((memq (cadr foo) '(are is be been))
|
||
(rplaca (cdr foo) 'am))
|
||
((memq (cadr foo) '(were))
|
||
(rplaca (cdr foo) 'was))
|
||
((memq (cadr foo) '(has))
|
||
(rplaca (cdr foo) 'have))))
|
||
((and (doctor-verbp (car foo))
|
||
(eq (cadr foo) 'i)
|
||
(not (doctor-verbp (car (cddr foo)))))
|
||
(rplaca (cdr foo) 'me))
|
||
((and (eq (car foo) 'a)
|
||
(doctor-vowelp (string-to-char
|
||
(doctor-make-string (cadr foo)))))
|
||
(rplaca foo 'an))
|
||
((and (eq (car foo) 'an)
|
||
(not (doctor-vowelp (string-to-char
|
||
(doctor-make-string (cadr foo))))))
|
||
(rplaca foo 'a)))
|
||
(setq foo (cdr foo))))
|
||
sent))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-vowelp (x)
|
||
(memq x '(?a ?e ?i ?o ?u)))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-replace (sent rlist)
|
||
"Replace any element of SENT that is the car of a replacement
|
||
element pair in RLIST."
|
||
(apply 'append
|
||
(mapcar
|
||
(lambda (x)
|
||
(cdr (or (assq x rlist) ; either find a replacement
|
||
(list x x)))) ; or fake an identity mapping
|
||
sent)))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-wherego (sent)
|
||
(cond ((null sent) (doc$ doctor--whereoutp))
|
||
((null (doctor-meaning (car sent)))
|
||
(doctor-wherego (cond ((zerop (random 2))
|
||
(reverse (cdr sent)))
|
||
(t (cdr sent)))))
|
||
(t
|
||
(setq doctor-found (car sent))
|
||
(doctor-meaning (car sent)))))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-svo (sent key type mem)
|
||
"Find subject, verb and object in sentence SENT with focus on word KEY.
|
||
TYPE is number of words preceding KEY to start looking for subject.
|
||
MEM is t if results are to be put on Doctor's memory stack.
|
||
Return in the global variables DOCTOR-SUBJ, DOCTOR-VERB, DOCTOR-OBJECT,
|
||
and DOCTOR-OBJ."
|
||
(let ((foo (doctor-subjsearch sent key type)))
|
||
(or foo
|
||
(setq foo sent
|
||
mem nil))
|
||
(while (and (null (doctor-verbp (car foo))) (cdr foo))
|
||
(setq foo (cdr foo)))
|
||
(setq doctor-verb (car foo))
|
||
(setq doctor-obj (doctor-getnoun (cdr foo)))
|
||
(cond ((eq doctor-object 'i) (setq doctor-object 'me))
|
||
((eq doctor-subj 'me) (setq doctor-subj 'i)))
|
||
(cond (mem (doctor-remember (list doctor-subj doctor-verb doctor-obj))))))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-possess (sent key)
|
||
"Set possessive in SENT for keyword KEY.
|
||
Hack on previous word, setting global variable DOCTOR-OWNER to correct result."
|
||
(let* ((i (- (length sent) (length (memq key sent)) 1))
|
||
(prev (if (< i 0) 'your
|
||
(nth i sent))))
|
||
(setq doctor-owner
|
||
(if (or (doctor-possessivepronounp prev)
|
||
(string-equal "s"
|
||
(substring (doctor-make-string prev)
|
||
-1)))
|
||
prev
|
||
'your))))
|
||
|
||
;; Output of replies.
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-txtype (ans)
|
||
"Output to buffer a list of symbols or strings as a sentence."
|
||
(setq doctor--*print-upcase* t doctor--*print-space* nil)
|
||
(mapc 'doctor-type-symbol ans)
|
||
(insert "\n"))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-type-symbol (word)
|
||
"Output a symbol to the buffer with some fancy case and spacing hacks."
|
||
(setq word (doctor-make-string word))
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(if (string-equal word "i") (setq word "I"))
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(when doctor--*print-upcase*
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(setq word (capitalize word))
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(if doctor--*print-space* (insert " ")))
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(cond ((or (string-match "^[.,;:?! ]" word)
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(not doctor--*print-space*))
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(insert word))
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(t (insert ?\s word)))
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(and auto-fill-function
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(> (current-column) fill-column)
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(apply auto-fill-function nil))
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(setq doctor--*print-upcase* (string-match "[.?!]$" word)
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doctor--*print-space* t))
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(defun doctor-build (str1 str2)
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"Make a symbol out of the concatenation of the two non-list arguments."
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(cond ((null str1) str2)
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((null str2) str1)
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((and (atom str1)
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(atom str2))
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(intern (concat (doctor-make-string str1)
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(doctor-make-string str2))))
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(t nil)))
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||
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(defun doctor-make-string (obj)
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(cond ((stringp obj) obj)
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((symbolp obj) (symbol-name obj))
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((numberp obj) (int-to-string obj))
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(t "")))
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||
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(defun doctor-concat (x y)
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"Like append, but force atomic arguments to be lists."
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(append
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(if (and x (atom x)) (list x) x)
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(if (and y (atom y)) (list y) y)))
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||
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(defun doctor-assm (proto)
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(cond ((null proto) nil)
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((atom proto) (list proto))
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((atom (car proto))
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(cons (car proto) (doctor-assm (cdr proto))))
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(t (doctor-concat (doctor-assm (eval (car proto))) (doctor-assm (cdr proto))))))
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||
|
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;; Functions that handle specific words or meanings when found.
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(defun doctor-go (destination)
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"Call a `doctor-*' function."
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(funcall (intern (concat "doctor-" (doctor-make-string destination)))))
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||
|
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(defun doctor-desire1 ()
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(doctor-go (doc$ doctor--whereoutp)))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-huh ()
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(cond ((< (length doctor-sent) 9) (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--huhlst)))
|
||
(t (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--longhuhlst)))))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-rthing () (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--thlst)))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-remem () (cond ((null doctor--history) (doctor-huh))
|
||
((doctor-type (doc$ doctor--remlst)))))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-howdy ()
|
||
(cond ((not doctor--howdyflag)
|
||
(doctor-type '((doc$ doctor--hello) what brings you to see me \?))
|
||
(setq doctor--howdyflag t))
|
||
(t
|
||
(doctor-type '((doc$ doctor--ibelieve) we\'ve introduced ourselves already \.))
|
||
(doctor-type '((doc$ doctor--please) (doc$ doctor--describe) (doc$ doctor--things) \.)))))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-when ()
|
||
(cond ((< (length (memq doctor-found doctor-sent)) 3) (doctor-short))
|
||
(t
|
||
(setq doctor-sent (cdr (memq doctor-found doctor-sent)))
|
||
(setq doctor-sent (doctor-fixup doctor-sent))
|
||
(doctor-type '((doc$ doctor--whatwhen) (doc// doctor-sent) \?)))))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-conj ()
|
||
(cond ((< (length (memq doctor-found doctor-sent)) 4) (doctor-short))
|
||
(t
|
||
(setq doctor-sent (cdr (memq doctor-found doctor-sent)))
|
||
(setq doctor-sent (doctor-fixup doctor-sent))
|
||
(cond ((eq (car doctor-sent) 'of)
|
||
(doctor-type '(are you (doc$ doctor--sure) that is the real reason \?))
|
||
(setq doctor--things (cons (cdr doctor-sent) doctor--things)))
|
||
(t
|
||
(doctor-remember doctor-sent)
|
||
(doctor-type (doc$ doctor--beclst)))))))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-short ()
|
||
(cond ((= (car doctor--repetitive-shortness) (1- doctor--lincount))
|
||
(rplacd doctor--repetitive-shortness
|
||
(1+ (cdr doctor--repetitive-shortness))))
|
||
(t
|
||
(rplacd doctor--repetitive-shortness 1)))
|
||
(rplaca doctor--repetitive-shortness doctor--lincount)
|
||
(cond ((> (cdr doctor--repetitive-shortness) 6)
|
||
(cond ((not doctor--**mad**)
|
||
(doctor-type '((doc$ doctor--areyou)
|
||
just trying to see what kind of things
|
||
i have in my vocabulary \? please try to
|
||
carry on a reasonable conversation!))
|
||
(setq doctor--**mad** t))
|
||
(t
|
||
(doctor-type '(i give up \. you need a lesson in creative
|
||
writing \.\.\.))
|
||
)))
|
||
(t
|
||
(cond ((equal doctor-sent (doctor-assm '(yes)))
|
||
(doctor-type '((doc$ doctor--isee) (doc$ doctor--inter) (doc$ doctor--whysay) this is so \?)))
|
||
((equal doctor-sent (doctor-assm '(because)))
|
||
(doctor-type (doc$ doctor--shortbeclst)))
|
||
((equal doctor-sent (doctor-assm '(no)))
|
||
(doctor-type (doc$ doctor--neglst)))
|
||
(t (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--shortlst)))))))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-alcohol () (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--drnk)))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-desire ()
|
||
(let ((foo (memq doctor-found doctor-sent)))
|
||
(cond ((< (length foo) 2)
|
||
(doctor-go (doctor-build (doctor-meaning doctor-found) 1)))
|
||
((memq (cadr foo) '(a an))
|
||
(rplacd foo (append '(to have) (cdr foo)))
|
||
(doctor-svo doctor-sent doctor-found 1 nil)
|
||
(doctor-remember (list doctor-subj 'would 'like doctor-obj))
|
||
(doctor-type (doc$ doctor--whywant)))
|
||
((not (eq (cadr foo) 'to))
|
||
(doctor-go (doctor-build (doctor-meaning doctor-found) 1)))
|
||
(t
|
||
(doctor-svo doctor-sent doctor-found 1 nil)
|
||
(doctor-remember (list doctor-subj 'would 'like doctor-obj))
|
||
(doctor-type (doc$ doctor--whywant))))))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-drug ()
|
||
(doctor-type (doc$ doctor--drugs))
|
||
(doctor-remember (list 'you 'used doctor-found)))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-toke ()
|
||
(doctor-type (doc$ doctor--toklst)))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-state ()
|
||
(doctor-type (doc$ doctor--states)) (doctor-remember (list 'you 'were doctor-found)))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-mood ()
|
||
(doctor-type (doc$ doctor--moods)) (doctor-remember (list 'you 'felt doctor-found)))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-fear ()
|
||
(setq doctor--feared (doctor-setprep doctor-sent doctor-found))
|
||
(doctor-type (doc$ doctor--fears))
|
||
(doctor-remember (list 'you 'were 'afraid 'of doctor--feared)))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-hate ()
|
||
(doctor-svo doctor-sent doctor-found 1 t)
|
||
(cond ((memq 'not doctor-sent) (doctor-forget) (doctor-huh))
|
||
((equal doctor-subj 'you)
|
||
(doctor-type '(why do you (doc// doctor-verb) (doc// doctor-obj) \?)))
|
||
(t (doctor-type '((doc$ doctor--whysay) (list doctor-subj doctor-verb doctor-obj))))))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-symptoms ()
|
||
(doctor-type '((doc$ doctor--maybe) you should consult a medical doctor\;
|
||
i am a psychotherapist. \.)))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-hates ()
|
||
(doctor-svo doctor-sent doctor-found 1 t)
|
||
(doctor-hates1))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-hates1 ()
|
||
(doctor-type '((doc$ doctor--whysay) (list doctor-subj doctor-verb doctor-obj) \?)))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-loves ()
|
||
(doctor-svo doctor-sent doctor-found 1 t)
|
||
(doctor-qloves))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-qloves ()
|
||
(doctor-type '((doc$ doctor--bother) (list doctor-subj doctor-verb doctor-obj) \?)))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-love ()
|
||
(doctor-svo doctor-sent doctor-found 1 t)
|
||
(cond ((memq 'not doctor-sent) (doctor-forget) (doctor-huh))
|
||
((memq 'to doctor-sent) (doctor-hates1))
|
||
(t
|
||
(cond ((equal doctor-object 'something)
|
||
(setq doctor-object '(this person you love))))
|
||
(cond ((equal doctor-subj 'you)
|
||
(setq doctor--lover doctor-obj)
|
||
(cond ((equal doctor--lover '(this person you love))
|
||
(setq doctor--lover '(your partner))
|
||
(doctor-forget)
|
||
(doctor-type '(with whom are you in love \?)))
|
||
((doctor-type '((doc$ doctor--please)
|
||
(doc$ doctor--describe)
|
||
(doc$ doctor--relation)
|
||
(doc// doctor--lover)
|
||
\.)))))
|
||
((equal doctor-subj 'i)
|
||
(doctor-txtype '(we were discussing you!)))
|
||
(t (doctor-forget)
|
||
(setq doctor-obj 'someone)
|
||
(setq doctor-verb (doctor-build doctor-verb 's))
|
||
(doctor-qloves))))))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-mach ()
|
||
(setq doctor-found (doctor-plural doctor-found))
|
||
(doctor-type (doc$ doctor--machlst)))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-sexnoun () (doctor-sexverb))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-sexverb ()
|
||
(if (or (memq 'me doctor-sent) (memq 'myself doctor-sent) (memq 'i doctor-sent))
|
||
(doctor-foul)
|
||
(doctor-type (doc$ doctor--sexlst))))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-death ()
|
||
(cond (doctor--suicide-flag (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--deathlst)))
|
||
((or (equal doctor-found 'suicide)
|
||
(and (or (equal doctor-found 'kill)
|
||
(equal doctor-found 'killing))
|
||
(memq 'yourself doctor-sent)))
|
||
(setq doctor--suicide-flag t)
|
||
(doctor-type '(If you are really suicidal, you might
|
||
want to contact the Samaritans via
|
||
E-mail: jo@samaritans.org or, at your option,
|
||
anonymous E-mail: samaritans@anon.twwells.com\ \.
|
||
or find a Befrienders crisis center at
|
||
http://www.befrienders.org/\ \.
|
||
(doc$ doctor--please) (doc$ doctor--continue) \.)))
|
||
(t (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--deathlst)))))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-foul ()
|
||
(doctor-type (doc$ doctor--foullst)))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-family ()
|
||
(doctor-possess doctor-sent doctor-found)
|
||
(doctor-type (doc$ doctor--famlst)))
|
||
|
||
;; I did not add this -- rms.
|
||
;; But he might have removed it. I put it back. --roland
|
||
(defun doctor-rms ()
|
||
(cond (doctor--rms-flag (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--stallmanlst)))
|
||
(t (setq doctor--rms-flag t) (doctor-type '(do you know Stallman \?)))))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-school nil (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--schoollst)))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-eliza ()
|
||
(cond (doctor--eliza-flag (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--elizalst)))
|
||
(t (setq doctor--eliza-flag t)
|
||
(doctor-type '((doc// doctor-found) \? hah !
|
||
(doc$ doctor--please) (doc$ doctor--continue) \.)))))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-sports () (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--sportslst)))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-math () (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--mathlst)))
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-zippy ()
|
||
(cond (doctor--zippy-flag (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--zippylst)))
|
||
(t (setq doctor--zippy-flag t)
|
||
(doctor-type '(yow! are we interactive yet \?)))))
|
||
|
||
|
||
(defun doctor-chat () (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--chatlst)))
|
||
|
||
(random t)
|
||
|
||
(provide 'doctor)
|
||
|
||
;;; doctor.el ends here
|