Bump PORTEPOCH.
Who would have thought that 0.2 < 20040701 ? What is
mathematics coming to these days?!
You know, back in MY day, we didn't have decimal points, 'cause
fractions hadn't been invented yet. You wouldn't go down to the
store and ask for half a cow. You couldn't even go to the store
and ask for a cow, 'cause meat hadn't been invented yet!
You think you all have it so easy, with your decimal points and
your hamburgers. Imagine what it was like back when we didn't
have mouths yet! We had to smear ground patty on our skin and
hope that it'd absorb into our bloodstream.
Yeah, you try getting some ground beef into your bloodstream. THEN
you'll find out whether you're a man or woman or boy or girl or
some reasonable facsimile thereof.
