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*BATTLESTAR NEWSFLASH*BATTLESTAR NEWSFLASH*BATTLESTAR NEWSFLASH* Battlestar Daily uncovers heinous sabotage scheme! Leaked mission radio protocols show losing grip on reality. In what flabbergasted experts describe as a 'highly efficient, covert thingie'-scheme, members of our forces involved in highly classified operations suffered a dramatic loss of vital sensorical capabilities, leading to desastrous results. From leaked radio recordings and its own sources involved in mission preparation and conduct, BD learned shocking details of failed missions. While sources insist, that missions parameters were in normal range at all times, the recordings reveal disoriented operatives, sobbingly crawling floors looking for gear like laser pistols, or panicking over loss of visuals after battles in space. 'Odd.', one expert is quoted saying after reviewing detailed mission protocols, clearly admitting to this being a deliberate act of sabotage. 'They need to adapt to this new threat.', says Vidad Gleirg, Battlestar senior consultant with Anagram & Partners, 'Quickly.'. BD has notified officials of the situation, and is awaiting responses. PR: ports/166319 Submitted by: Marco Steinbach <coco@executive-computing.de> Approved by: beat (mentor) |
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