Removed more duplicates, by ignoring "i", "you", "we",

"an", "is", "are", "will", "'ll", "is", "'s" to find
them.  More to follow...

games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

@@ -11980,8 +11980,6 @@ Anything cut to length will be too short.
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 Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
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-Anything free is worth what you'll pay for it.
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 Anything is good and useful if it's made of chocolate.
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 Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.
@@ -14663,9 +14661,6 @@ damnation.
 "Calling J-Man Kink.  Calling J-Man Kink.  Hash missile sighted, target
 Los Angeles.  Disregard personal feelings about city and intercept."
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-Calling J-Man Kink.  Calling J-Man Kink.  Hash missle sighted, target
-Los Angeles.  Disregard personal feelings about city and intercept.
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 Calling you stupid is an insult to stupid people!
 		-- Wanda, "A Fish Called Wanda"
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@@ -15110,9 +15105,6 @@ shivers when it's warm.
 Children are like cats, they can tell when you don't like
 them.  That's when they come over and violate your body space.
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-Children are natural mimic who act like their parents despite every
-effort to teach them good manners.
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 Children are natural mimics who act like their parents
 despite every effort to teach them good manners.
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@@ -16981,10 +16973,6 @@ DeVries' Dilemma:
 	If you hit two keys on the typewriter,
 	the one you don't want hits the paper.
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-DeVries's Dilemma:
-	If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want
-hits the paper.
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 Dianetics is a milestone for man comparable to his discovery of
 fire and superior to his invention of the wheel and the arch.
 		-- L. Ron Hubbard
@@ -28794,8 +28782,6 @@ If only I could be respected without having to be respectable.
 If only one could get that wonderful feeling of
 accomplishment without having to accomplish anything.
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-If only you could be respected without having to be respectable.
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 If only you had a personality instead of an attitude.
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 If only you knew she loved you, you could
@@ -32697,21 +32683,14 @@ It's amazing how nice people are to you when they know you're going away.
 It's bad enough that life is a rat-race,
 but why do the rats always have to win?
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-"It's bad luck to be superstitious."
-		-- Andrew W. Mathis
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 It's better to be quotable than to be honest.
 		-- Tom Stoppard
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 It's better to be wanted for murder that not to be wanted at all.
 		-- Marty Winch
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-It's better to burn out than it is to rust.
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 It's better to burn out than to fade away.
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-It's better to have loved and lost -- much better.
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 It's business doing pleasure with you.
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 It's clever, but is it art?
@@ -33338,12 +33317,6 @@ Jones' Second Law:
 	The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone
 	to blame it on.
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-Jones's First Law:
-	Anyone who makes a significant contribution to any field of
-endeavor, and stays in that field long enough, becomes an obstruction
-to its progress -- in direct proportion to the importance of their
-original contribution.
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 Joshu:	What is the true Way?
 Nansen:	Every way is the true Way.
 J:	Can I study it?
@@ -34635,8 +34608,6 @@ humane person would wantonly inflict on someone else.
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 Life is a sexually transferred disease with 100% mortality.
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-Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.
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 Life is a yo-yo, and mankind ties knots in the string.
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 Life is an exciting business, and most
@@ -34738,9 +34709,6 @@ Life, like beer, is merely borrowed.
 "Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it."
 		-- Marvin, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
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-"Life may have no meaning -- or even worse, it may have a meaning of
-which I disapprove."
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 Life may have no meaning, or, even worse,
 it may have a meaning of which you disapprove.
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@@ -35087,9 +35055,6 @@ includes an annual free trip around the Sun.
 LIVING YOUR LIFE:
 	A task so difficult, it has never been attempted before.
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-Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted
-before.
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 Lizzie Borden took an axe,
 And plunged it deep into the VAX;
 Don't you envy people who
@@ -37892,10 +37857,6 @@ Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it
 cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
 		-- Fran Leibowitz
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-Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where,
-it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
-		-- Fran Lebowitz
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 Nature makes boys and girls lovely to look upon so they can be
 tolerated until they acquire some sense.
 		-- William Phelps
@@ -45933,9 +45894,6 @@ Show me a good sportsman and I'll show you a player I'm looking to trade.
 Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is
 playing golf with his boss.
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-Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll
-show you a man who playing golf with his boss.
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 Show respect for age.  Drink good Scotch for a change.
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 Show your affection, which will probably meet with pleasant response.
@@ -52687,8 +52645,6 @@ The sooner all the animals are dead, the sooner we'll find their money.
 The sooner all the animals are extinct, the sooner we'll find their money.
 		-- Ed Bluestone
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-The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.
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 "The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up!"
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 The sooner you make your first 5000 mistakes, the sooner you will be
@@ -55012,8 +54968,6 @@ There's no easy quick way out, we're gonna have to live through our
 whole lives, win, lose, or draw.
 		-- Walt Kelly
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-There's no future in time travel.
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 There's no heavier burden than a great potential.
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 There's no justice in this world.
@@ -55046,10 +55000,6 @@ There's no such thing as a free lunch.
 There's no such thing as an original sin.
 		-- Elvis Costello
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-There's no such thing as pure pleasure; some anxiety always goes with it.
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-There's no time like the pleasant.
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 There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government
 working for you.
 		-- Will Rodgers
@@ -55878,11 +55828,6 @@ Those who make peaceful revolution impossible
 will make violent revolution inevitable.
 		-- John Fitzgerald Kennedy
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-Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet deprecate agitation, are
-men who want rain without thunder and lightning.  They want the ocean
-without the roar of its many waters.
-		-- Frederick Douglass
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 Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet depreciate agitation, are
 men who want rain without thunder and lightning.  They want the ocean
 without the roar of its many waters.
@@ -58490,9 +58435,6 @@ was kindly granted, and now the real story can be told.  I resisted the
 temptation, however, to call the present work "Kermit the Book."
 		-- Frank da Cruz, "Kermit - A File Transfer Protocol"
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-We is confronted with insurmountable opportunities.
-		-- Walt Kelly, "Pogo"
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 We know next to nothing about virtually everything.  It is not necessary
 to know the origin of the universe; it is necessary to want to know.
 Civilization depends not on any particular knowledge, but on the disposition
@@ -58820,13 +58762,6 @@ one technical problem -- how to run a sunbeam through a meter.
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 we will invent new lullabies, new songs, new acts of love,
 we will cry over things we used to laugh &
-our new wisdom will bring tears to eyes of gentile
-creatures from other planets who were afraid of us till then &
-in the end a summer with wild winds &
-new friends will be.
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-we will invent new lullabies, new songs, new acts of love,
-we will cry over things we used to laugh &
 our new wisdom will bring tears to eyes of gentle
 creatures from other planets who were afraid of us till then &
 in the end a summer with wild winds &
@@ -61525,9 +61460,6 @@ movement unless it was to avoid responsibility with?
 Why did the Roman Empire collapse?  What is the Latin for office
 automation?
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-Why did the Roman Empire collapse?
-What's the Latin for office automation?
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 Why do mathematicians insist on using words that already have another
 meaning?  "It is the complex case that is easier to deal with."  "If it
 doesn't happen at a corner, but at an edge, it nonetheless happens at a
@@ -63312,8 +63244,6 @@ You can learn many things from children.  How much patience you have,
 for instance.
 		-- Franklin P. Jones
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-You can make it illegal, but can't make it unpopular.
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 You can make it illegal, but you can't make it unpopular.
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 You can measure a programmer's perspective by noting his attitude on